Uhhhh……….huh-huh. You, like, fap to bug porn. Huh-huh.

/butthead

Yes

/it’s my staplers

I love the leg jutting out to the side of the bug on top. Makes him look like he’s really into it…haha

That’s a beautiful photo, and I wouldn’t balk if you used it in a contest. In my mind, as long as it’s something that could be achieved with normal film, I’m okay with it. Super-manipulated photos just aren’t fair, in my opinion, because not all of us have the time or ability to “massage” an image to create what we’d like to see.

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Legs and Hands

Thoughts? It was in a public place in Prague, so it can’t be too terrible, can it?

-AT

Wow everyone!
Amazing shots!

I am in awe of your 2007-10-17 08:02:11 PM entry. Kick. ass. photo.

But seriously, I’ll probably just go with the resolutions mikemikeb mentioned.

Well, it doesn’t really say tourist to me. I’d imagine you’d find a better use for it in some other theme.

You’re right — I guess that’s why I didn’t enter it tonight. I really wanted to, though, because I hate this town!

p.s. Quick question for you all……would I have gotten mod-spanked tonight if I’d posted this for one of my entries? It’s not a tourist attraction but it is here in Richmond, and it’s…Read more

…stuff…

How did you think up thumbtack sushi? That is so non-linear. My brain cannot get from A to B. Genius.

I’ve been going through a sushi phase lately ever since finding a great place here to buy sushi-grade fish. (I’m finally learning how to make it at home.) I’d seen the thumb tacks at the dollar store but bought the dog food instead…Read more

more than anything, i was grateful to have an office door i could close so i could take the photos at lunch today.

Haha…props for actually setting those shots up at work!

But seriously, I’m a lazy bastard

Well, for a lazy bastard, you do some nice work. Maybe I need to be lazier!

On the model with the bat, what sort of lens did you use? I’m sensing a bit of tilt movement, but it could just be a shallow DOF.

No tilt lens, but I think you’re right about the shallow DOF giving it that look. I used the Canon 50mm…Read more

bob, let me be the first to reassure you that absolutely nothing I’ve ever seen you submit to a farktography contest has struck me as “boring”, tonight’s entries included.

Thanks! But seriously, I’m a lazy bastard and usually end up having to pick through my stock of photos to find pics for a specific contest, whereas most of you regulars…Read more

I did get a new camera today, though, so I’m thrilled about that — my first SLR…Read more

I’ve been working long hours lately and didn’t have time to even pick up my camera this week, but I’m happy to have 1 entry from my stock that I can use.

http://www.pbase.com/andyrpthomas/image/54081129

There are so many great photos all ready. I’m sure the top 12 would make a nice calender.

The photo you posted at 8:03:16 would make a nice cover for that calendar. Outstanding shot — it has a really neat Van Gogh feel to it.

CaptainJim: Without hesitation I pick the first…Read more

Nice pics, schnee. I especially like the second pic from the bottom (eyecimg00022.jpg) Those dark, snarly branches are nifty.

Elsinore: Thanks! Yours as well, for sure.…Read more

As for U-Man’s debut — very impressive.

And I love the FSM you’ve put up, by the way. I love clicking…Read more

Sucks for the liters this week: This article will post to the Main page on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 at 6:32 AM

I wish I’d known fill-flash was acceptable for this week’s contest, because I have a shot of a family I…Read more

My entry is the result of great frustration and annoyance and, while technically (in terms of process) is HDR, has absolutely none of the…Read more

Your greasy-grub shot is great and will gather gobs of glory.

Thanks, sir. Maybe, but I guess that means you’ll end up, what, Top 5?

As for my Far East shots, I’m just lucky to have spent 10+ months traveling internationally over the past year-and-a-half. (And I wasn’t really into photography before then.)

Then you’re a natural. I thought that…

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my entries for this week suck.

Yeah, right; for example, take our respective “breakfast” photos. I have the impression that your 2006-09-13 08:05:48 PM will beat my 2006-09-13 08:05:50 PM.

People are suckers for your Far East photos 8)

Your greasy-grub shot is great and will gather gobs of glory.

As for my Far East shots, I’m just lucky to…Read more

‘bort ‘bort ‘bort ‘bort!

Thanks, monkeybort!

Veruca: I didn’t even see that poll going! Anyway, I cast my vote.

As I’ll be flying back to the U.S. this coming Wednesday night, are there any TotalFarkers here who would be willing to submit my entries for me?

(I wasn’t sure where to post this, so I thought I’d try in this thread.)

Thanks!

-AT

/flogs self

Can I post a shot of my Mom on all fours? One of her limbs is a pegleg, but oh is she an animal. Rowr!

/straight to hell, I go

/reconsiders previous potential entries
//scratches head