Its not photography, its Farktography | logomancer | Activity https://www.farktography.com/members/logomancer/activity/ Activity feed for logomancer. Tue, 02 Jun 2026 01:33:07 -0400 https://buddypress.org/?v= en 30 hourly 2 b2d9954854ecd8eb6ed4c4271f42b13d logomancer replied to the topic 10-4-06 - Style in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/10-4-06-style/page/7/#post-6190 Wed, 04 Oct 2006 17:30:16 -0400

What do I win? 😛

Why, a night with Barbie, of course! 😉

]]> f4990ef2c81220b127a298b6ce35887b logomancer replied to the topic 10-4-06 - Style in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/10-4-06-style/page/7/#post-6186 Wed, 04 Oct 2006 17:00:44 -0400

Alright… maybe we can get this to 100 but I doubt it!

Maybe if we all think real hard we can stop the rain. Everybody: no rain! no rain! no rain! I, er, mean, 100! 100! 100!

– Just checked: next post hits the magic number. Then we can all take a deep breath and start over for next week.

]]> 411ef86ac855f2420178ff49b7dd3181 logomancer replied to the topic 10-4-06 - Style in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/10-4-06-style/page/7/#post-6179 Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:04:31 -0400 Hey, if we keep this going for just a little bit, we’ll hit triple digits – I think this post makes 93. Seven more. Keep hope alive, people!

]]> 39efe8163458413910b783a9567b941e logomancer replied to the topic 10-4-06 - Style in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/10-4-06-style/page/6/#post-6176 Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:04:07 -0400 CaptainJim – that is priceless! Forget the contest: you’re this thread’s winner!

]]> 89159d577ce98b1292e255762b8fbab9 logomancer replied to the topic 10-4-06 - Style in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/10-4-06-style/page/6/#post-6170 Tue, 03 Oct 2006 21:34:15 -0400 Umm, if I could insert something pithy there, I wouldn’t need the Barbie doll… 😉

]]> 084e13fdd86e5f58686964255ed7bec5 logomancer replied to the topic 10-4-06 - Style in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/10-4-06-style/page/6/#post-6167 Tue, 03 Oct 2006 16:25:23 -0400

That’s a demon owl landing between a Barbie’s outstretched and waiting thighs……

Oddly enough, that’s the title.

]]> 0bb6b78ea4c8b2ba5468d32c71859c17 logomancer replied to the topic 10-4-06 - Style in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/10-4-06-style/page/6/#post-6163 Tue, 03 Oct 2006 16:05:42 -0400

So we’ve gone from Barbies to demons to orgies to fiery infernos to disco. And it makes total sense.

On another note, I kinda like discussing these themes prior to their week…

It’s the most fun I’ve had concerning farktography in a very long time. 🙂

Ditto. Ditto. And ditto.

I got so wound up last night with this (and a certain disco…Read more

]]> 9236348f0161b02f154b019cadfbffac logomancer replied to the topic 10-4-06 - Style in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/10-4-06-style/page/5/#post-6155 Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:56:04 -0400 So, in sum…

187 Barbies: burn, baby, burn
Trapped behind the space heater,
They consume a universe of inhabition
Raising hell like Geiger and Butt Pirate Ken
Helpless before the lesbian spider demon orgy,
Helmut Newton can only shrug his shoulders and sigh:
Ain’t that farktography…

]]> c5c06ed483c126524318e59d146a9dda logomancer replied to the topic 10-4-06 - Style in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/10-4-06-style/page/5/#post-6152 Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:14:20 -0400

There is no Dana. Only Zool!

What a lovely singing voice you must have.

But Hellraiser also works. As would a lesbian spider demon orgy.

That said, I think we all need to step back and pat ourselves on the collective back for one of the most versatile threads the forum has ever seen.

]]> c17584259c62484c152bd6bbb142c8e7 logomancer replied to the topic 10-4-06 - Style in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/10-4-06-style/page/4/#post-6142 Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:35:04 -0400 oh, would that geiger was a photographer…

]]> 09f8a6018e3e985b92fb42c7a897820c logomancer replied to the topic 10-4-06 - Style in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/10-4-06-style/page/4/#post-6139 Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:28:31 -0400

Just wait till you see my Helmut Newton Barbies.

*whew* – thought you were going to be going for maplethorpe there for a minute…

]]> 94067d268ec294bd7152c7e472868127 logomancer replied to the topic 10-4-06 - Style in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/10-4-06-style/page/4/#post-6134 Tue, 03 Oct 2006 04:42:50 -0400 Man oh man that’s just awesome. And that was well before I noticed the goings on in the background. Maybe it’s time to reincorporate as BarbieMofo…

]]> d4dc27b1a9ac60b7eb577046f190df69 logomancer replied to the topic the boobies in the forum Mod chat http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/the-boobies-2/page/2/#post-5866 Sun, 01 Oct 2006 16:32:01 -0400

it DOES look like a taint. in a very pretty way, of course.

Your “I love pants” sig has never been a finer punchline!

]]> 3c686481c3358d5b426a71460da32bcc logomancer replied to the topic 10-4-06 - Style in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/10-4-06-style/page/3/#post-6131 Sun, 01 Oct 2006 16:22:16 -0400

You all realize, of course, that logomancer’s abstracts amount to digital rorschach ink blot tests? I myself saw a face, a tree, or a chalice, but not a phallus or taint like the rest of you sick bastards.

hee hee. of course i meant no offense logomancer

No offense taken in the least. The whole rorschach aspect is what I love best. For my…Read more

]]> 47ccbf5886b34fb8fdba4aad0150e770 logomancer replied to the topic the boobies in the forum Mod chat http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/the-boobies-2/#post-5864 Sat, 30 Sep 2006 06:57:13 -0400

i missed you guys!!

yeah, bortotron, we missed you, too!

hey, before you head over to this link -[url] http://forum.farktography.net/viewtopic.php?p=3048#3048%5B/url%5D – i’d like to make you a bet. five bucks says captain jim can’t get veruca to type the word “taint.” five bucks! whaddya say? you’re not scared are you? cuz you should be…

]]> ac4de65261bfed0bfa5c95d6a925b9eb logomancer replied to the topic 10-4-06 - Style in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/10-4-06-style/page/3/#post-6127 Sat, 30 Sep 2006 06:53:09 -0400

And now for the other side of my work:

That looks like an alien with a big peener and shaved pubes. I like it

I was going to say taint but let’s go with your answer 😛

Dammit. I knew I shouldn’t have bet ya, Cap’n. I should’ve learned my lesson after the White Sox fiasco. But, no, I thought to myself – this time is different. This time, I’ve…Read more

]]> d519d54cb5e71c8b193e3fc9536a045e logomancer replied to the topic 10-4-06 - Style in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/10-4-06-style/page/3/#post-6120 Fri, 29 Sep 2006 16:15:42 -0400

Wow, logomancer, that’s trippy!

That side of my brain lives over at http://www.flickr.com/photos/undergroundbastard/sets/72157594207385789/

And a belated congrats on that picture as well. I bet you can’t wait to whip it out for her first prom date. 😉

]]> 1f4b593d512d6c4d8c29d146aaabf287 logomancer replied to the topic 10-4-06 - Style in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/10-4-06-style/page/3/#post-6117 Fri, 29 Sep 2006 15:48:32 -0400

You’re going to see a side of one Mike Ball that you’ve never seen before…

Looking forward to it. Thanks for the php help; it seems so much cleaner than html.

And now for the other side of my work:

]]> 4ebbcd5aa8a3cf0b2f082f941eb31f55 logomancer replied to the topic 10-4-06 - Style in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/10-4-06-style/page/2/#post-6112 Fri, 29 Sep 2006 06:15:04 -0400

Do you think it would be OK to submit a few pics that reflect my style (whatever that is) without having them based on another’s work?

That’s exactly what I’m going to do.

Unless I get to do some learnin’ real quick, I think I’m going to submit logomancer-style. Step back, folks…

And, hey, shouldn’t you be in a duffel bag somewhere? Not that…Read more

]]> fe459fcd5c03668ef8285d205d8870c9 logomancer replied to the topic 10-4-06 - Style in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/10-4-06-style/page/2/#post-6108 Fri, 29 Sep 2006 05:37:25 -0400 I think this style theme is a great idea, but definitely will stress some folks. I’m guessing that would should relax the criteria for this one, allow post-processing that wouldn’t otherwise pass muster – might as well let people traipse a little toward that shadow world of graphic design that covers just over the horizon and follow highly…Read more

]]> 135269f5a071d3ecf9ad383691025d04 logomancer replied to the topic 10-4-06 - Style in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/10-4-06-style/#post-6101 Thu, 28 Sep 2006 00:50:09 -0400

*hits mikemikeb with a blackjack, shoves him in a duffel bag, runs to his car, throws him in the trunk, runs back, hopes no one saw anything*

Yo, stapla, you might want to trade me some votes tonight for a certain photo or two I may or may not have taken a few nights back in the shadows of the west wing of a certain parking garage off of Lake…Read more

]]> 45c44b7af12c2ef9e119505582392b05 logomancer replied to the topic all's well in the forum Mod chat http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/alls-well/#post-6428 Sun, 24 Sep 2006 05:02:50 -0400

hiya,

surgery went well. i was oot before i knew what hit me.

resting with a nice cuppas

all’s good

mags

amen.

]]> a5159c79848e32bc1d23dcb72d31419c logomancer replied to the topic 9-20-06 Favorite places in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/9-20-06-favorite-places/page/2/#post-6086 Fri, 22 Sep 2006 05:01:56 -0400

This is why the FSM should excise cheat entries; apparently nobody else easily will.

If only it’d work in the District of Colombia….

]]> 40f77b14b3a13adbd3d06efc0a26d531 logomancer replied to the topic the boobies in the forum Mod chat http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/the-boobies-2/#post-5861 Fri, 22 Sep 2006 04:14:23 -0400 Congrats, kiddo!

]]> dd85510adef48d52fd23f5afa7f1d437 logomancer replied to the topic FSM Participation Profile(tm) in the forum Farktography Pub and Grill http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/fsm-participation-profiletm/#post-6421 Thu, 21 Sep 2006 23:55:26 -0400 Sure did. I experimented with painting the cactii – luckily I had two different flashlights. Here’s what the other one looked like:

moon over joshua

I was worried with all the recent HDR hubaloo that someone would think that the Joshua shot as well as the Bryce shot were HDR’d, but I just had some…Read more

]]> b729edb03915b50684975f4d97f9dc96 logomancer replied to the topic FSM Participation Profile(tm) in the forum Farktography Pub and Grill http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/fsm-participation-profiletm/#post-6419 Thu, 21 Sep 2006 20:19:40 -0400 Schnee, I’m sure this won’t be the last time I type this, but: you da man!

]]> f4383cb92e7ca75bba0c178554f99c21 logomancer replied to the topic 9-20-06 Favorite places in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/9-20-06-favorite-places/#post-6074 Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:11:22 -0400

this should be a good contest.

It’s shaping up to be one of the best, if I’m not being too hyperbolic.

]]> 8dab0054b7c00a2465fc8ca13c3a65bc logomancer replied to the topic 9-13-2006 Daybreak in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/9-13-2006-daybreak/page/3/#post-5933 Mon, 18 Sep 2006 05:16:17 -0400

and when i say big stock and entry, you know darn well what i mean

great line!!!

logomancer used a shot of his grandmother to win a contest, then a shot that was just about the same to win another contest, both great shots,

If I used similar shots, I definitely apologize and blame it squarely on the intoxicants, but I don’t have any pictures…Read more

]]> 7119355520a0942f831de7a44a87e214 logomancer replied to the topic Thanks Cuddlebutt... in the forum Farktography Pub and Grill http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/thanks-cuddlebutt/#post-5660 Wed, 23 Aug 2006 21:58:13 -0400 Awesome job, CuddleButt. Could you email me (farktography(at)undergroundbastard(dot)com about how to add new farktographers’ links – I don’t want to screw up your php. Thanks!

]]> 451df51aaa2a9a89d36ee861934c8f23 logomancer replied to the topic More of a Meta Theme in the forum Photoshoptography http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/more-of-a-meta-theme/#post-4434 Sun, 05 Mar 2006 03:20:32 -0500 Amen, brother. Amwn.

]]> 1d49a5ef6648e39787049d5cb56c7814 logomancer replied to the topic More of a Meta Theme in the forum Photoshoptography http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/more-of-a-meta-theme/#post-4431 Sat, 04 Mar 2006 17:06:24 -0500 Schnee:

This last week’s contest was #43, so we presumably have nine weeks to hit that mark.

I love, love, love the idea of a crossover theme.

PS: Nice to see that shroom picture get more exposure!

]]> ab6d7bff2afa5e32b0074f362a808ef0 logomancer replied to the topic Problems downloading from a 20D in the forum Farktography tech talk http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/problems-downloading-from-a-20d/#post-4318 Thu, 26 Jan 2006 15:45:58 -0500 I just got cs2 – mayhap I should check out Bridge. iPhoto was killing me, but then I got around to updating it to 5 and it scales up better but still is teh junk. Thx for the tip.

As for the flash drive, it doesn’t mount to the desktop – which, now that you mention it, violates the metaphor. Doh!

]]> 9ce3b9c52e63e9bfefac9cd162383cd5 logomancer replied to the topic threadjacking? in the forum Mod chat http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/threadjacking/#post-4311 Thu, 26 Jan 2006 07:17:42 -0500 I always suspected you had a rowdy side. From the swish of your walk, lady, truth is – I figured you for a trouble-maker alright. We don’t cotton to rowdies ’round here, you might want to consider. Y’hear?

Loved your happy pills shot, btw. I also have to warn ya: I have an unresolved gooseneck lamp fetish. Damn Pixar shorts…

Well, hopefully,…Read more

]]> 0b45c91e80f7a5e30051b1c316edc9b5 logomancer replied to the topic threadjacking? in the forum Mod chat http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/threadjacking/#post-4309 Thu, 26 Jan 2006 04:11:33 -0500 Actually, I just sent a message over to the admins asking for a greenlight time. I’ll keep ya posted (pun notwithstanding).

]]> be795d247e5c2e64fc4c96fd97ed7708 logomancer replied to the topic threadjacking? in the forum Mod chat http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/threadjacking/#post-4308 Thu, 26 Jan 2006 04:06:13 -0500 Hey, what’d I miss?

If you folks are getting hellos deleted, I’m gonna be in trouble, as I tend to yak a bit myself. I came in late tonight, but when I didn’t see a greenlight time, I assume it had already made the main page. Anybody been in contact with the admins?

]]> b64b7059375e93e33da6e02532aac46c logomancer replied to the topic Black And White in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/black-and-white/#post-4203 Thu, 12 Jan 2006 05:29:56 -0500

Good show everyone. I blew it tonight. I’m exhausted and we got final word today that my Father-in-law has, at the most, 6 months to “live”. If ya’ll are so inclined, please say a prayer for him (Glenn) and the family. G’night. 😥

Absolutely – for him, you and your families.

]]> 2c85bbbbe18507b3cedd3a3b0f156b21 logomancer replied to the topic Black And White in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/black-and-white/#post-4200 Thu, 12 Jan 2006 03:56:37 -0500 G’night, monkey.

Needless to say, I just about wet myself when I saw that lightbulb pic; I’m glad it garnered the recognition it deserved.

I’m pretty psyched, too, that Drew got us greenlit so quickly: the response has been tremendous, eh?

Well, anyway, sleep well.

]]> 7125f8278b24cfe7d09ea664380b8d49 logomancer replied to the topic Theme: Window on the World in the forum Where old threads go to die http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/theme-window-on-the-world/#post-4191 Thu, 12 Jan 2006 03:25:00 -0500

Anything emphasizing windows, especially the view from yours.

Sounds cool. You all better bring snacks, though, as I’m low on chips and whatnot.

]]> 8927738090ebfd5a6f979983f121f582 logomancer replied to the topic Black And White in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/black-and-white/#post-4198 Thu, 12 Jan 2006 03:19:49 -0500

Well, I submitted my first two pictures!! They got a couple of votes each, so I’m pretty happy with that!

Both pictures just kind of “happened”. I’m sure everyone here knows what I mean by that. Isn’t it great when everything sets up so perfectly in the picture, that when you see it you can’t help but say “Wow. Nice pic” 😀

Congrats, brother.…Read more

]]> f2654aa79b2fbbd54d983764bfa1cde3 logomancer replied to the topic shooting indoor sports ie. basketball in the forum Tips & Tricks http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/shooting-indoor-sports-ie-basketball/#post-4243 Thu, 12 Jan 2006 03:06:57 -0500 As for the dingy yellow color, a quick walk through the Photoshop Levels should take care of that. Rather than using the Auto feature, I recommend going through the R, G & B separately. You can then always hit Auto afterward and if you like your settings better, just hit Splat-X (on a mac, anyway) before you hit OK.

]]> 8ff80e9d1a997ab95c729bca9fb7b509 logomancer replied to the topic Black And White in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/black-and-white/#post-4196 Thu, 12 Jan 2006 03:03:05 -0500 It really is a great medium. I love your flower shot, veruca; the restraint of b&w leaves the color explosion to the imagination.

]]> 3b88254ed322928f2cebfe9c886ef951 logomancer replied to the topic Let the wild rumpus begin!! in the forum Farktography Pub and Grill http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/let-the-wild-rumpus-begin/#post-4159 Thu, 05 Jan 2006 05:21:17 -0500

What’s up, J-Hole?

😮

Caffeine drip musta run dry. I was trying to shout out to monkeybort (J-Hole = Jackson Hole), but inadvertantly left out her name – either that or aliens abducted it. Sorry for any confusion.

On a cross-linked note, synthemesc, hopefully we’ll see your son start posting to the contest in due time.

]]> 1fb8f64cecc54cf0c95a6ad82f14ee04 logomancer replied to the topic Let the wild rumpus begin!! in the forum Farktography Pub and Grill http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/let-the-wild-rumpus-begin/#post-4157 Thu, 05 Jan 2006 04:57:33 -0500 What’s up, J-Hole?

]]> 10fe2a289727d6620ffccdb17b0a7565 logomancer replied to the topic Request in the forum Mod chat http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/request/page/2/#post-4126 Thu, 05 Jan 2006 04:40:14 -0500

What kind of writing do you do Logomancer? And super nice pics tonight by the way.

I’m a leading member of what I’d like to coin the “surrogate research industry” – catchy, eh? (Hey, idle_hands, betchya didn’t know I could speak Canadian :lol:) Basically, I write term papers, masters theses and business plans for folks w/i the former member…Read more

]]> 66b29542d4c67c6e349854608db3064c logomancer replied to the topic Request in the forum Mod chat http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/request/page/2/#post-4124 Thu, 05 Jan 2006 04:07:36 -0500

From urban dictionary:

A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as ‘any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD’.

I find myself using it at work a lot. Time to look for a new job?

Time to introduce that term to my boss.

Definitely – oh, wait – dammit, I am my…

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]]> 1b95bc361ef2b5e8eeba99e5b4499615 logomancer replied to the topic Dixie in the forum The Gallery http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/dixie/#post-4132 Thu, 05 Jan 2006 03:59:02 -0500 Very cool shot and it might be a good way to introduce him into darkroom burning – well, if it were b/w and all. But still, it’s a good opportunity to teach him about working on the contrast (via exposure) betwixt dog and flooring.

How old is your brother?

]]> 79140df329c5c1094a5cf637b85c9bd6 logomancer replied to the topic "Pass the Farkamera" in the forum Projects http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/pass-the-farkamera/page/3/#post-3614 Thu, 05 Jan 2006 03:45:14 -0500 Count me in!

]]> ee31939349f716aab76e212163e95375 logomancer replied to the topic print exchange in the forum Projects http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/print-exchange/#post-4009 Thu, 05 Jan 2006 03:00:52 -0500 I think idea #1 is definitely the way to go – I’d like to maybe make a small scrapbook or something – maybe we can do it periodically, like a new year’s tradition or whatnot.

/did I just write “whatnot”?

]]> db5df2717e486cc665e2382d5aeb676e logomancer replied to the topic Request in the forum Mod chat http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/request/page/2/#post-4122 Thu, 05 Jan 2006 02:46:27 -0500

From urban dictionary:

A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as ‘any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD’.

I find myself using it at work a lot. Time to look for a new job?

Time to introduce that term to my boss.

Definitely – oh, wait – dammit, I am my…Read more

]]> 4ca5fbce61bbd21011343e6ad73a12b2 logomancer replied to the topic posting delay in the forum Mod chat http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/posting-delay/page/2/#post-4074 Sat, 31 Dec 2005 01:15:01 -0500

veruca= margarita monkey?

Don’t ask how, but I get you two mixed up when it comes to the margaritas. I must beg supplication to the She-god of the Blender. Hear me beseech ye for mercy, veruca, and be firm but fair, ye who are so wise in the ways of the margarita.

/hangs head in shame

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