Its not photography, its Farktography | staplermofo | Activity https://www.farktography.com/members/staplermofo/activity/ Activity feed for staplermofo. Sun, 24 May 2026 03:37:07 -0400 https://buddypress.org/?v= en 30 hourly 2 0e011d5e98e5d4fd5520cda1a308ea74 staplermofo replied to the topic Shameless Self-Promotion in the forum Farktography Pub and Grill http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/shameless-self-promotion-2/#post-53373 Thu, 01 Jan 2015 05:04:41 -0500 Have you no shame?

]]> f10629c0a338e7930732d3ecbe252d0b staplermofo replied to the topic 12-3-14 - 5 for 500 in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/12-3-14-5-for-500/page/2/#post-53357 Mon, 08 Dec 2014 09:04:36 -0500 MILLER!

]]> 8f5f73b48d25004be835373ca0dd9b72 staplermofo replied to the topic Just a geek in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/just-a-geek/#post-53289 Sun, 14 Sep 2014 10:14:06 -0400 +1

]]> 8fde00b6f13a2082dff5dba20b1a31e4 staplermofo replied to the topic Hobbies II (Scheduled) in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/hobbies-ii-scheduled/#post-53280 Sun, 14 Sep 2014 10:13:27 -0400 +1

]]> 5cd605e9c9c5ee80e193fb6acff32ce0 staplermofo replied to the topic Wat in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/wat/#post-53232 Sun, 14 Sep 2014 07:43:05 -0400 +1

]]> 1efca144f30ae564b4e80f3ead295f79 staplermofo replied to the topic Up Close 3: Macro (Scheduled) in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/up-close-3-macro-scheduled/#post-53217 Sun, 14 Sep 2014 07:42:34 -0400 +1
(Not because I just got an old silicon wafer, I swear)

]]> 7f6fb1e67d190af2e7817d7f6b50c256 staplermofo replied to the topic Baseball and a rented lens in the forum The Gallery http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/baseball-and-a-rented-lens/#post-53126 Tue, 05 Aug 2014 22:38:33 -0400 I came here expecting a horror story about catching a foul ball with a rented 800mm.

]]> d6b73d7a9c8b40bc5f93c05632ee9973 staplermofo replied to the topic Posting to fark? in the forum Farktography tech talk http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/posting-to-fark/#post-53100 Sun, 13 Jul 2014 07:11:58 -0400 Welcome* back!

*Welcome dependent on three vote enabled entries over the next 4 contest. Welcome is not transferable and expires August 7, 2014 by accepting this welcome you are acknowledging that you have read and consent to the privacy policies of staplermofo™®©. Void where prohibited.

]]> f09f5ecc1e3cc67365083ed9bd6690b0 staplermofo replied to the topic It's So Fluffy! [Hoppered with 8 votes] in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/its-so-fluffy-hoppered-with-8-votes/#post-52993 Fri, 13 Jun 2014 07:21:10 -0400 +1

]]> 870bf2fc1546f7f02d7e78427b5bdd91 staplermofo replied to the topic Into the Woods [Hoppered with 8 votes] in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/into-the-woods-hoppered-with-8-votes/#post-52984 Fri, 13 Jun 2014 07:20:45 -0400 +1

]]> 5c7c1379bf0a362d6f1894cc2763b1ed staplermofo replied to the topic 4-16-14 - Muybridge in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/4-16-14-muybridge/#post-52934 Thu, 08 May 2014 01:37:08 -0400

]]> d4e6adc5def35612d95ba5a92758a1b3 staplermofo replied to the topic Celebrate! [Scheduled] in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/celebrate-scheduled/#post-52780 Thu, 24 Apr 2014 14:43:29 -0400 +1

]]> 63b38be67aae5ff08de0164b02556dac staplermofo replied to the topic Farktography Recipe Book 2 [Hoppered with 8 votes] in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/farktography-recipe-book-2-hoppered-with-8-votes/#post-52768 Thu, 03 Apr 2014 02:40:07 -0400 +1

]]> edce071415cf2d7a365fd4ded14e6f15 staplermofo replied to the topic The Great Outdoors [Hoppered with 9 votes] in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/the-great-outdoors-hoppered-with-9-votes/#post-52891 Thu, 03 Apr 2014 02:39:50 -0400 +1

]]> 1c66559a6ee0cf0077d81bd5ff54ac8c staplermofo replied to the topic How we see ourselves [Hoppered with 7 Votes] in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/how-we-see-ourselves-hoppered-with-7-votes/#post-52883 Thu, 03 Apr 2014 02:39:22 -0400 +1

]]> 970dda1e13354ae53542c09aecc956df staplermofo replied to the topic Canon 100mm macro (non-L) in the forum Hardware http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/canon-100mm-macro-non-l/#post-52826 Sat, 08 Mar 2014 19:11:25 -0500 It arrived about 30 minutes ago, and it’s pretty damn amazing.
Apparently my cat has psoriasis and split ends on his back paw.

]]> bf8eb051345a0b461baec8e018f9027c staplermofo replied to the topic Canon 100mm macro (non-L) in the forum Hardware http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/canon-100mm-macro-non-l/#post-52825 Thu, 06 Mar 2014 04:01:19 -0500 I ended up paying $415. I have high hopes.

]]> 6ff73e8c3cd071b70fcfde864d5bd8d6 staplermofo replied to the topic Canon 100mm macro (non-L) in the forum Hardware http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/canon-100mm-macro-non-l/#post-52822 Fri, 28 Feb 2014 17:34:46 -0500 Thanks, that explains the mystery. There are three different Canon 100mm f/2.8 macro lenses apparently, regular, USM and L, which explains the price difference. I am blind and stupid.

]]> 29ae5e60c9b87afd9424baacb8b203ab staplermofo replied to the topic DC/Rockville/Gaithersburg Area Shooters? in the forum Farktography Pub and Grill http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/dc-rockville-gaithersburg-area-shooters/#post-52735 Fri, 07 Feb 2014 23:24:37 -0500 Do you guys keep a list of stuff the 14 year old you wouldn’t believe adult you would get to do? You should.

]]> 3bc4dabd64f7d10b2c935e642d1b838d staplermofo replied to the topic Urban Art 2 [Hoppered] in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/urban-art-2-hoppered/#post-52391 Mon, 03 Feb 2014 07:27:28 -0500 +1

]]> d2a780d4732757dbda1730cfecee9fd7 staplermofo replied to the topic Catching Fire [Hoppered] in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/catching-fire-hoppered/#post-52674 Fri, 31 Jan 2014 21:15:34 -0500 +1

]]> 7ad7c832c7004ecdd16460637ae80a16 staplermofo replied to the topic Animals 2 [Hoppered with 8 votes] in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/animals-2-hoppered-with-8-votes/#post-52665 Fri, 31 Jan 2014 21:15:14 -0500 +1

]]> 6ae52b62e965e4f83a0fc922e5bc2008 staplermofo replied to the topic Dirty Dirty Pictures 2 [Hoppered with 7 votes] in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/dirty-dirty-pictures-2-hoppered-with-7-votes/#post-52632 Fri, 31 Jan 2014 21:14:48 -0500 +1

]]> d2915b906b9350dfca874876ded887fe staplermofo replied to the topic Help me spend my $$ (Xmas 2013 version) in the forum Farktography Pub and Grill http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/help-me-spend-my-xmas-2013-version/#post-52624 Thu, 16 Jan 2014 15:56:33 -0500 I have a Yongnuo flash (YN468ii) which was very cheap and works pretty darn well. I bet you could find a nice lil Chinese or Korean TTL flash for $60. There’s something to brand snobbery, no question, but “wait until you can spend 4 times as much” is useless advice if no one takes it. Besides, some people on here take perfectly acceptable…Read more

]]> 208828bde6da87545f4108de066fd87d staplermofo replied to the topic Old Man Winter 2 [Hoppered] in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/old-man-winter-2-hoppered/#post-52430 Thu, 09 Jan 2014 11:19:00 -0500 +1

]]> e3a218cd786995ba028911eab0056bba staplermofo replied to the topic 2 Wheels [Hoppered] in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/2-wheels-hoppered/#post-51711 Wed, 04 Sep 2013 07:34:45 -0400 I made a Hells Staplers vest and got staplr vanity plates on my bike. COME ON PEOPLE.

]]> d5e7ad5682d5da0cbf941517ebe7ca4a staplermofo replied to the topic Do any of you get harassed for photography? in the forum Farktography Pub and Grill http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/do-any-of-you-get-harassed-for-photography/#post-52249 Wed, 04 Sep 2013 07:30:55 -0400 They say meth is hitting the small towns pretty hard. Meth is definitely behind this.

]]> ba1a4f7031f06e2d7b10e11c8a32bade staplermofo replied to the topic 9-4-13 - Up Close 2: Macrophotography in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/9-4-13-up-close-2-macrophotography/#post-52196 Sun, 01 Sep 2013 04:16:02 -0400 Don’t think, just do.
*existential squint*

]]> 89a26d927e228c0592253b31bc063aa8 staplermofo replied to the topic NSFSMF in the forum Farktography Pub and Grill http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/nsfsmf/#post-52230 Mon, 05 Aug 2013 09:02:24 -0400 *fap fap fap* Oawaaaaauuuh
…
*fap fap fap* Woooawwwuh
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*fap fap fap fap fap fap* Uhhhaahhh
… *huff puff* … … … … *huff puff* … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … …
*fap fap wince fap fap fap wince fap fap wince fap fap wince fap fap fap fap* Gwaaaahuhhhhh
*huff puff huff puff*

Huh, it’s…Read more

]]> 3a6b3b76ac24579c97159439d67de80f staplermofo replied to the topic Just Once, Just ONE Time... in the forum Farktography Pub and Grill http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/just-once-just-one-time/#post-52226 Mon, 05 Aug 2013 04:09:51 -0400 If the ceiling is a consistent height and color you can bounce it. Maybe tape a gel filter to the front so any unbounced light is warm or whatever.

]]> db61623fe519c37c0d3548437d170ed3 staplermofo replied to the topic Ennuipoet - Freeverse Photography in the forum Farktography Pub and Grill http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/ennuipoet-freeverse-photography/#post-52220 Sun, 04 Aug 2013 18:21:01 -0400 Creeper! Lurker!
Good luck ennuipoet. I tried to find the site clouddancer couldn’t get on, but they all worked for me.
In other news, I found out you were Kansas City’s 30th homicide of 2011. I’m sorry if any zombiephobic remarks I’ve made offended you, I was raised in a very anti-zombie society and I’m struggling to overcome my prejudices.

]]> 4860695defa26cb9bf102a7239a083b0 staplermofo replied to the topic 2 Wheels [Hoppered] in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/2-wheels-hoppered/#post-51708 Sun, 04 Aug 2013 17:05:41 -0400 +1

]]> 0b33dabc633856c13a4a40c2238f9aef staplermofo replied to the topic 7-24-13 - Ugly Buildings in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/7-24-13-ugly-buildings/page/2/#post-51985 Fri, 26 Jul 2013 21:45:57 -0400 Let me be the first.
Hey, is that a titanium rod in your pelvis or are you just glad to see me?

]]> da1ffce6283fe7b41d5a5b84a8ad6cf4 staplermofo replied to the topic 7-24-13 - Ugly Buildings in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/7-24-13-ugly-buildings/page/2/#post-51979 Fri, 26 Jul 2013 07:25:59 -0400 Sorry to hear that rav. Do you have someone helping you, sorting out which bones are broken and which pills you’re taking? They’re important thinsg to have figured out.

]]> f7c8fe74b5ac1bb99e3902b153bf9639 staplermofo replied to the topic Wish Me Luck in the forum Farktography Pub and Grill http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/wish-me-luck-2/#post-51332 Mon, 22 Jul 2013 08:50:15 -0400 You really captured the experience of bad-weather hiking.

]]> 0669b67dca1bd8f7fffdced5f3f9aff1 staplermofo replied to the topic 7-24-13 - Ugly Buildings in the forum This week's contest http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/7-24-13-ugly-buildings/#post-51963 Fri, 19 Jul 2013 00:07:18 -0400 Is this exteriors only?

]]> c34149508847a844126c0d72a5f0eab4 staplermofo replied to the topic God help us all, he doesn't hate an iPhone photograph app in the forum Software http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/god-help-us-all-he-doesnt-hate-an-iphone-photograph-app/#post-52103 Thu, 18 Jul 2013 12:49:14 -0400 I THOUGHT YOU HAD INTEGRITY!

I guess I was wrong
*sob sob sob*

Maybe you’re ready for these advanced photography techniques now.
BWAHAHAHA. Loser. Are you gonna post some selective color flowers or artificially vignetted sepia shot of something mechanical?

Just kidding, it’s nice you found something new to use. I hope it brings you as much…Read more

]]> a989ec37a50722950816a1271467d610 staplermofo replied to the topic Do I do it or not? Eos M on sale! in the forum Hardware http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/do-i-do-it-or-not-eos-m-on-sale/#post-52101 Thu, 18 Jul 2013 12:15:24 -0400 Is there anywhere you could try it in person?
A touch screen that doesn’t articulate out on a tiny camera with no handgrip and a giant lens hanging on. It looks like it was designed for use in a commercial for arthritis cream. But that could just be the old man in me.

]]> 818265ba169b282b3d960114ca061ae4 staplermofo replied to the topic Updated My Blog in the forum The Gallery http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/updated-my-blog/#post-52090 Wed, 17 Jul 2013 08:15:02 -0400 You could work with the other information too, and go punch that jackass in the face.

]]> dcfeec74bae59edaac21b95768ac678f staplermofo replied to the topic Updated My Blog in the forum The Gallery http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/updated-my-blog/#post-52088 Wed, 17 Jul 2013 05:28:48 -0400

Montezuma’s on the left. Click the links.

You know, I didn’t even notice that about the sign until you brought it up. It was a very long short day..

Montezuma still isn’t showing up for me. The link goes to http://yugoboy99.blogspot.com/ , same as welcome.

I noticed because of my deep-seated hatred of teachers, (my mom was a substitute…Read more

]]> 8f83f8bb47599d747c8a1271e467b8f1 staplermofo replied to the topic Updated My Blog in the forum The Gallery http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/updated-my-blog/#post-52085 Tue, 16 Jul 2013 07:23:24 -0400

Then and than aren’t even homophones!
It doesn’t really look like Montezuma Wildlife Refuge 2013 either.

]]> 0124d88568a5dac7751c7ea060183274 staplermofo replied to the topic The week from hell in the forum Farktography Pub and Grill http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/the-week-from-hell/#post-51883 Mon, 15 Jul 2013 02:13:24 -0400 I’m so sorry.

]]> 77bf1e798042c3ac1a9efff0dbc6567c staplermofo replied to the topic Up Close 2: Macrophotography [Hoppered] in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/up-close-2-macrophotography-hoppered/#post-52066 Fri, 12 Jul 2013 00:51:51 -0400 +1
-.01 for reminding me I’m old.

]]> ecd6a3987100a09f2f2ccddd6606ba91 staplermofo replied to the topic No disassemble! [Hoppered] in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/no-disassemble-hoppered/#post-52034 Tue, 09 Jul 2013 12:47:22 -0400 +1

]]> d530d52a660581e33669d1a412de25f1 staplermofo replied to the topic Classic: Fruit and Veg 2 [Hoppered] in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/classic-fruit-and-veg-2-hoppered/#post-51902 Sun, 07 Jul 2013 18:12:51 -0400 +1

]]> 9929221b40e8e648237b4162284a1093 staplermofo replied to the topic Move it or lose it [Hoppered] in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/move-it-or-lose-it-hoppered/#post-52049 Fri, 05 Jul 2013 14:52:43 -0400 +1

]]> d5a68b636b45f1bceafd63dfe04b7fb2 staplermofo replied to the topic taking lenses apart then crying then getting ideas in the forum Hardware http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/taking-lenses-apart-then-crying-then-getting-ideas/#post-51609 Fri, 05 Jul 2013 11:06:23 -0400 To answer the question you asked, start by unscrewing from the lens mount itself. If all the optical elements are fixed together, you should be able to tell from looking at it from there. From there, just work your way down with whatever screws are visible, focusing as needed to bring stuff closer or further. If you don’t see any, poke a tiny…Read more

]]> 6c8c5c35e2b6762e269257b28731a4a8 staplermofo replied to the topic I'm Burnin', I'm Burnin', I'm Burnin' For You [Hoppered] in the forum Themes http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/im-burnin-im-burnin-im-burnin-for-you-hoppered/#post-51916 Fri, 05 Jul 2013 09:19:01 -0400 +1

]]> 06e0a360b3a4fb1553c364f755c5b16e staplermofo replied to the topic taking lenses apart then crying then getting ideas in the forum Hardware http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/taking-lenses-apart-then-crying-then-getting-ideas/#post-51607 Fri, 05 Jul 2013 08:59:08 -0400 Autofocus lenses are a bit trickier to take apart, so you probably can’t do it the way he did. I also never got this to work very well.
Clearly it works better when all the lens elements are together tight and compactly, the one I was using is about 2″ deep which is so very poorly suited to this.
So, you know, look up the diagram for your lens…Read more

]]> 97420047cb8719cd8eb8bd814c8b8675 staplermofo replied to the topic The week from hell in the forum Farktography Pub and Grill http://www.farktography.com/forums/topic/the-week-from-hell/#post-51871 Wed, 03 Jul 2013 16:55:53 -0400 At least accept condolences on the jeep.

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