So it was pointed out that we never enabled the function that allows new users to sign up for an account. Uhm…. oops? So, yeah, we made that function available. Also, we added the shortcut link for that to the top menu for your convenience. Enjoy!
PS — I also re-enabled the BuddyPress options because I suspect they were not causing the performance issues…and they look cool. Have fun with them!
PPS — https://www.farktography.com/ also works, thanks to free SSL certificates from Let’s Encrypt.
PPPS — I also set the options to force everyone to use https as well. Because why not.