but i am in no way, shape or form even a little bit catholic. or even religious. OR spiritual.
Ah, man. I’m associating with a bunch of heathens?!?!! You know what kind of forms I now have to fill out?
NCA1024.7x – Non-Catholic Association Form, v 1024
HC5-f – Heathen Contact Form, v 5
FIW42.p – False Idoltry Worshipper Report, rev. 42
In triplicate! And then I have to say 17 Hail Mary’s!