Fark party advice, yet again

[staplermofo]

The Chicago Fark party is popping up again tomorrow, and, as is the custom, I’m asking for advice.

What does the party party picture looker at-er want from the pics?
What can I do when 30-50 people have threatened me with bodily harm if I use that @$%#ing flash one more @#$%ing time?

Any advice or comments would be great.
Especially from those of you with styles different from or similiar to mine.

[Klahanie]

Any advice or comments would be great.
Especially from those of you with styles different from or similiar to mine.

Heh. I dunno, but I’m looking forward to the pr0n. 😉

[monkeybort]

yes, lots of stapler pr0n, please!

as for what to do about threats, i say make sure you have enough compromising pics of everyone where they live in constant terror of what you may do with them.

[Klahanie]

Seriously though, I can’t be of any help. I hate having my picture taken so I generally don’t take pictures of other people. ‘Cept for the hubby, he’s a ham, and the brother, he’s tolerant. Good luck though and have fun, but not too much. 😛

[staplermofo]

make sure you have enough compromising pics of everyone where they live in constant terror of what you may do with them.

Considering the last time I tried that I found someone all too willing to get totally naked, I’d say I’m incapable of doing that. These are farkers after all.

[monkeybort]

hmmm….forgot about that. shoot. maybe have them pose with republicans? that’ll scare ’em.

[linguine]

Since this is a bunch of farkers just yelling ‘more drink’ whenever anyone gives you any trouble should go over pretty well.

[staplermofo]

http://www.staplermofo.com/nov06.html

Man, crowded bars are the hardest place to take pictures. Out of the 340 I took, those are the only ones that came out.
I’ve gotta be doing something wrong.
Advise!

[monkeybort]

erm, i think you’re doing fine. great, even. I took about 400 pics at a party last weekend and hardly got any that were worth anything. you’ve got to deal with crowds, crappy lighting, drunkenness (both yours and the others)….it’s a lot of obstacles.

you guys are so lucky that you have fark parties so often – stupid wyoming with its no people.

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