(I do not condone shaving your kitten for the purposes of photography, just in case some nutter takes that seriously.)
Awww why not? 🙁
Because you’ll never, ever get the hairs out of every item of furniture, piece of carpet, your clothes, etc.
It’s a bloody nightmare.
Nonsense. That’s what the vacuum cleaner is for. And fortunately, most cats are usually so horrified of it that they sink their claws in wherever, which means them easier to shave at the same time.