I’m guessing that bort is training to be a short-order chef and doesn’t have time for farktography because she’s working 2 jobs trying to save enough money to buy a roach-coach for Mr. Bort to drive around the neighborhood.
See that is just the drugs talking, I’m willing to bet that there just happens to be pink elephants at this “circus” 😛
/me makes a note to never leave people hanging in here lest I become a drugged up short-order cook/carnie who has a new house and is pregnant when I return 😛
i’ve run off to the circus to make good use out of my unfortunate facial hair. mr. bort is a trapeze artist, and i’m pregnant with quadruplets that will in time become the bort family band. we’re saving up to buy a big top of our very own – something not flammable so we can get our meth lab up an running. 😛
