Greetings from the mofo. The staplermofo. The warrior of paper binding. The athravan of staple-an.
I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my banhammer. Look at what remains, what you gallant skants. Why? Because you are selfish. You horde your votes, you will not listen to reason. You plan to take your votes out of the wasteland. What a puny plan. Look around you, this is the valley of death.
No more games! We are here for a purpose! We come with an offer.
Baaan! Ban them all! Baaaan! Baaaan!
Be still my dog of moderating. I understand your pain. We’ve all lost votes on pictures we loved. But we do it my way. We do it my way. Fear is our ally. The votes will be ours. Then you shall have your revenge.
There has been too much bannination, too much butthurts. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Leave your votes, the thread, the whole contest. I will give you safe passage on the internets. Just walk away, and there will be an end to the horror.
