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5-24-06 Staplers and staples

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  • #566
    veruca
    Participant

    Description: An ode to staplers, staples, and stapler porn.

    #4854
    Claff
    Participant

    Got nuthin!

    And by that I mean I really don’t have anything, i.e. I don’t think I have a stapler in the house.

    The wife said she’d bring home a stapler from her office (official government-issued stapler, ooh la la) but has not yet delivered.

    And anything I came up with at this late juncture would be an uninspired still life so I’ll be content to see what the other Farktographers and their twisted minds come up with and try try again next week.

    Rock on.

    #4855
    staplermofo
    Participant

    Got nuthin!

    And by that I mean I really don’t have anything, i.e. I don’t think I have a stapler in the house.

    The wife said she’d bring home a stapler from her office (official government-issued stapler, ooh la la) but has not yet delivered.

    Aw shucks. You should have let me known man, I’d’ve hooked you up.

    #4856
    veruca
    Participant

    I don’t think my stapler has ever been out of the house so much as it was this past weekend. We ended up taking it to Mt Rainier Nat’l Park and it went everywhere from streams to waterfalls to snow, and to Paradise as far above as we could go.

    So my stapler thanks you, staplermofo for its trip up the mountain and back 😛

    #4857
    Elsinore
    Keymaster

    I managed to find our lone Swingline this afternoon, so I got a few. I even did a couple stapler porn in your honor, Staplermofo. Only submitting one of those to the contest, but I’ll send you the other one or post it here afterwards…

    #4858
    Klahanie
    Participant

    Whee! I have to run to the store, but I’ll be back in a couple of hours. I’m really looking forward to what you weirdos have come up with. 😉

    #4859
    monkeybort
    Participant

    http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2083563&backwards=1&ok=1

    tonight’s thread.

    both of mine are from halloween this year – my SO went as milton from office space.

    ….he looks a lot better with normal facial hair and glasses. 😀

    #4860
    veruca
    Participant

    Stayed late at work tonight so I’m starting the commute home here in a few. Here’s hoping for a good greenlight time!

    #4861
    schnee
    Participant

    I had a really fun time with this one. (clicking the link brings you to the backstory and a spoiler-ish preview of what I’m going to submit)

    #4862
    idle_hands
    Participant

    I had a really fun time with this one. (clicking the link brings you to the backstory and a spoiler-ish preview of what I’m going to submit)

    hee hee looks great! it’s already shaping up to be one of the best threads evar

    cheers!

    #4863
    monkeybort
    Participant

    I had a really fun time with this one. (clicking the link brings you to the backstory and a spoiler-ish preview of what I’m going to submit)

    those are hilarious! especially liked ‘dearly beloved’.

    #4864
    Elsinore
    Keymaster

    Hmmm still not greenlighted as of nearly 11pm Fark time….

    #4865
    Elsinore
    Keymaster

    Greenlighted…going green at 3:36am

    #4866
    Klahanie
    Participant

    Bravo! This thread is looking way better than I had imagined. Speaking of imagination… I had a million ideas (You’re a towel!), but just couldn’t follow through. I even took my camera and a stapler to the dentist with me today. My dentist is a pretty cool guy, but I hate to be a pain in the ass. 🙂 Anyhoo, well done Farkers!

    #4867
    schnee
    Participant

    It was one of you, wasn’t it? Well. Hm. Thanks.

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