6-20-07 Apples vs. Oranges – the final showdown
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QuickSilver
it is ever thus….find nozzle; inflate out of all proportion. 😉
now if you’d be so kind as to help me remove my foot from this here bear-trap of a mouth…?
Greatly sorry that my jest was taken to be a serious request for more pictures to be allowed into the contests by each participating Farktographer.
Weirdo. 😛
I fear that it is I who is at fault here in this matter. I am sure that you have heard the saying that some people cannot tell a joke. I apparently am one who cannot tell a joke. Even my placement of the face thingies failed to insure the understanding of the jocular nature of my post.
Therefore I must admit to being more strange than weird.
😆
Harry: Obviously, you haven’t had great sex yet…
Sally: It just so happens that I have had plenty of good sex… (Sally’s infuriated response is so loud that other customers stop eating to notice her response.)
Harry: With whom did you have this great sex?
Sally: (embarrassed) I’m not going to tell you that!
Harry: Fine. Don’t tell me.
Sally: Shel Gordon.
Harry: Shel. Sheldon? No, no. You did not have great sex with Sheldon.
Sally: I did too.
Harry: No, you didn’t. A Sheldon can do your income taxes. If you need a root canal, Sheldon’s your man, but humpin’ and pumpin’ is not Sheldon’s strong suit. It’s the name. ‘Do it to me, Sheldon.’ ‘You’re an animal, Sheldon.’ ‘Ride me, big Sheldon.’ It doesn’t work.
Waitress: What can I get you?
Harry: I’ll have the Number Three.
Sally: I’d like the chef salad, please, with the oil and vinegar on the side. And the apple pie a la mode….But I’d like the pie heated, and I don’t want the ice cream on top. I want it on the side. And I’d like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it. If not, then no ice cream, just whipped cream, but only if it’s real. If it’s out of a can, then nothing.
Waitress: Not even the pie?
Sally: No, just the pie. But then not heated.
… and farkback sent to envotenate the thread 😉
Voting going to be turned on??
…and the thread’s been envotenated and greenlit for 12:01am. Yay for admins that rawk!
(and the mods are envotenating everything that’s up)
I am so. Fucking. Sticky.
I am so. Fucking. Sticky.
No kidding. I hope I got all the juice out of my remote trigger.
I am so. Fucking. Sticky.
Must.Resist.Comment………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
I am proud of my shots….even if I dont get a single vote, I think they turned out to be some of my best work. 😀
love them all equally, although some more equally than others.
i found voting in this round quite hard – for a change some concepts won, as opposed to simply superb shots.
A godzilla-sized thumbs up, everyone.
Some of those ideas are just mind boggling.
Fantastic work by all!
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