Farktographers are everywhere!
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So I’m at work. I’m not logged in to G+ for fear of a Rachel Tine post popping up in my feeds. I ran a google search for “Petzval calculating focal length.” This came up:
Farktographers are everywhere! by Orionid, on Flickr
Not only is it one Farktographer, it references another. Sweet.
/Unless Google’s so smart it knows who my friends are even when I’m not logged in, then scary.
I tried searching for “Petzval calculating focal length” and it didn’t show up in my search results, logged in or not.
I swear, and it’s not just like when I go into a daze and everything turns into google in a trenchcoat saying “Psst, hey. I have sock wrestling videos. They got the “foop” sound effect. C’mon man, whatchu need? I got Nick Cage talking to Michishige Sayumi. Whatchu need? Trumpets? I gots those man. I gots trash pop, hollatcha snatchbashers. You wanna cry yo’self to sleep in an alcoholic stupor at 11am the next morning and wake up 3 hours later screaming in crisis and cursing the caprice of evolution in the face of Hobbesian social contracts? I gots that. I suck yo’ dick man, just stay here and get nothin’ done.”
This post took me 3 hours and added another 350,000 years in purgatory.
Not technically thread-jacking because I totally stayed on topic for like 15 contiguous words.
That little head icon means personal results. So yea, teh Googles knows all.
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