I would love to see the kind of night of drinking that costs as much as airfare and a hotel. =D
Psh, that’s easy.
The average cost of a drink is $5, Figure $425 for airfare and $175 for a hotel.
Let’s assume you have 50 mixed drinks, that’s $250.
Figure $275 for the ambulance, another $150 for the banana bags, liquid charcoal, catheter, etc.
Emergency treatment at Cook County Hospital is free. Leave any ID with someone at the bar and you can beat the ambulance fees too. The next day you claim to be homeless, walk over to the Blue line and back to O’Hare.
If you fully intend to spend the night at the hospital you can skip the hotel altogether and make the whole thing even more affordable.