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  • #1654
    Elsinore
    Keymaster

    Photograph a SFW literal interpretation of a sexual euphemism. Difficulty: You must title your entries with the euphemism/phrase they depict.

    Another quality theme by orionid!

    #23690
    Curious
    Participant

    who has a monkey i can borrow?

    #23691
    millera9
    Participant

    who has a monkey i can borrow?

    Heh, I’ve got a ‘monkey’ you could borrow!

    /Wait… no… no never mind.

    #23692
    Elsinore
    Keymaster

    Yeah Zeke did that one for one of the themes, actually 😉

    #23693
    clouddancer
    Participant

    I’ve only come up with 7 possible phrases. Are we not supposed to share these? I’ve no idea what is actually going to work, but it should be fun trying at least.

    #23694
    millera9
    Participant

    Today’s Penny Arcade (both the rant and the comic) is oddly relevant. http://www.penny-arcade.com/

    #23695
    orionid
    Participant

    hahaha very nice.

    #23696
    orionid
    Participant

    Here’s some SFW inspiration, although some are photoshops.

    /particularly enjoyed numbers 14 and 11.

    #23697
    swampa
    Participant

    Are we not supposed to share these?

    Nope, you have to bags them early! Just kidding, I’m sure there are going to be a lot of photos covering the same phrases, it will be interesting to see what people do to differentiate theirs from the others.

    /Now off to find a bishop!

    #23698
    clouddancer
    Participant

    So far, I have:
    Spank the monkey
    Driving the nail
    Double-clicking the mouse
    Tapping the keg
    Screwing the board
    Beating your meat
    and Polishing the knob.

    would an ape substitute for a monkey, because I have a stuffed ape, and they’re both primates…

    #23699
    cameraflage
    Participant

    If I may suggest, do a youtube search for George Carlin’s “Incomplete List of Impolite Words”. Pretty much every euphemism known to mankind, and not surprisingly, absolutely hilarious in its delivery.

    #23700
    U-Man
    Participant
    #23701
    orionid
    Participant

    That list is missing “balls deep.”

    #23702
    GregScott
    Participant

    Dibs on woodpecker (twofer) and hummer.

    #23703
    GregScott
    Participant

    Almost any snarky term is a euphemism at some point in it’s origin/evolution, right? So mine qualify, right?

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