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Photograph a SFW literal interpretation of a sexual euphemism. Difficulty: You must title your entries with the euphemism/phrase they depict.
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who has a monkey i can borrow?
Heh, I’ve got a ‘monkey’ you could borrow!
/Wait… no… no never mind.
Yeah Zeke did that one for one of the themes, actually 😉
I’ve only come up with 7 possible phrases. Are we not supposed to share these? I’ve no idea what is actually going to work, but it should be fun trying at least.
Today’s Penny Arcade (both the rant and the comic) is oddly relevant. http://www.penny-arcade.com/
hahaha very nice.
Here’s some SFW inspiration, although some are photoshops.
/particularly enjoyed numbers 14 and 11.
Are we not supposed to share these?
Nope, you have to bags them early! Just kidding, I’m sure there are going to be a lot of photos covering the same phrases, it will be interesting to see what people do to differentiate theirs from the others.
/Now off to find a bishop!
So far, I have:
Spank the monkey
Driving the nail
Double-clicking the mouse
Tapping the keg
Screwing the board
Beating your meat
and Polishing the knob.
would an ape substitute for a monkey, because I have a stuffed ape, and they’re both primates…
If I may suggest, do a youtube search for George Carlin’s “Incomplete List of Impolite Words”. Pretty much every euphemism known to mankind, and not surprisingly, absolutely hilarious in its delivery.
Here’s a few…
That list is missing “balls deep.”
Dibs on woodpecker (twofer) and hummer.
Almost any snarky term is a euphemism at some point in it’s origin/evolution, right? So mine qualify, right?
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