Fun + Photography = Farktography

[Encyclopedia Galactica]

Encyclopedia Galactica: That’s super. Is that *the* American Gothic house?

Yes, that’s *the* house. It’s not terribly far from me. I have several other parody ideas that are in the works… 😉

[Elsinore]

anneb: I’d say that lane ended for sure…

Encyclopedia Galactica: wow, that’s nifty

Here are a couple outtakes from my portraiture attempts:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lady_elsinore/260150631

her hand shot up so fast, you can see the motion blur on her fingers…

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lady_elsinore/260150637

Selective focus couldn’t save this one…

[staplermofo]

Most of you’ve already heard this, but for those of you who haven’t:

Once upon a fark party, I was going around asking people to pose sexually with the stapler. Good fun for all.
It’s almost always something like this: http://morethanstaplers.com/keepout/main.php?g2_itemId=474

Whenever someone would ask “What should I do?” I’d just say “Go as far as you’re comfortable with”. So I kept going around, having a good time with it, blah blah blah. One guy says “well, where could we do it?” I figured he was gonna pull up his shirt or something, so I suggested the bathroom. I was drunk and naive, so we went to a stall, and boom, immediate pants drop. The guy was totally naked in 3 seconds. I just snapped the picture and died a little inside. (NSFW)
http://morethanstaplers.com/keepout/main.php?g2_itemId=509&g2_imageViewsIndex=3

[Elsinore]

And staplermofo wins the thread! ROFLMAO

I notice that the subject diligently tends to his manscaping…

So..uh…did you disinfect your stapler after it touched his piece?

[veruca]

Most of you’ve already heard this, but for those of you who haven’t:

i had almost forgotten about that and now it’s burned into my retinas again 😛 it’s still wildly hilarious.

and mikebmikeb you win 10,000 lashes with a wet noodle for that little outburst.

[mikemikeb]

and mikebmikeb you win 10,000 lashes with a wet noodle for that little outburst.

Woohoo, when will they arrive in the mail? Or will it be FedEx? 😉

[linguine]

Heres one shot that I was considering using for the second on all fours contest but it had a lot of dust and a scratch or 2 on it when I scanned it in and I didnt feel like going through the effort to clean it up.

[Elsinore]

That reminds me of that bunny with a pancake on its head picture.

I don’t know what to enter, so here’s a picture of a dog with a basket on its head! heh heh heh

(It did make me giggle, though!)

[SaintDiluted]

My friend, who inevitably looks like an idiot in every picture taken of him.

[Elsinore]

lol niiiice, Dil 😉

Here’s a Daybreak outtake:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lady_elsinore/260205943

I actually considered using it (I titled it “F-off, Morning”), but was afraid mods might pull it for the gesture…

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