05-16-12 – Scavenger Hunt 2

Aaaaaaand, now itms redlit. I sent a farkback. if they don’t fix it, we’re kinda screwed since the submission engine bloc(s repeat links. :/

Ok, here’s food for thought. If anyone likes these, you’re more than welcome to post them.
These were Top Ten lists from Letterman. The ‘shovel’ one had me in stitches for weeks, I swear.

Rejected Jeopardy Categories

-THINGS CHER HAS HAD DONE TO HER
-ALL ABOUT CHAFING
-EXCITING SHOWS ON AT THE SAME TIME AS “JEOPARDY”
-THINGS THAT SMELL LIKE EGGS
-ITOS, TITOS AND FRITOS
-CANADIAN SEX SECRETS
-THINGS THAT THROB
-DISEASES CAUSED BY GAME SHOWS
-GUYS I, ALEX TREBEK, HAVE BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF
-GAP-TOOTHED FREAKS
(Letterman, 22 Sept. ’95)

A much older list of the same was even funnier:
– THINGS THAT OOZE
– DEATHBED PRANKS
– NOISES DAD MAKES
– WHAT’S THAT? HAM?
– THINGS YOU JUST WANT TO POUND AND POUND WITH A SHOVEL
– DOORKNOB LORE
– LEADING MEN WHO ARE REALLY GAY
– PRESIDENTIAL SALADS
– ITEMS FOUND IN WADDED-UP NAPKINS
– MOIST THINGS
(no date avail.)

When is this link going to hit the main page?

Guess they thought “oh hey it’s farktography that’s thursdays”

Okay the way I see it, is we have choices to be made. Limiting to at least 2 votes, we get:

5 votes:
Something recursive (add one add’l vote b/c comment in itself was a vote?)
Old things among new things
4 votes:
Shoes
Something obsolete
3 votes:
Fun places to scratch
Sensor bars
People of Late Night Waffle House
Fish out of water
2 votes:
Things you’d expect to find in Florida
Deity
Light
Leafy things
Ice
Feet
Shadows
Hot dog in a hallway
Miniature worlds
Naked body silhouette
Not cats
Paranoia
My long lost shaker of salt
Mr. Wizard

And in the funny category,
3 votes:
People of Walmart, not in Walmart

Add one to:

Florida
Scratch
Hot dog
Paranoia
Mr. Wizard

That gives us 23 items to chose from, and just how are we going to go about picking which we do? Creativialtivitally, I can think of fun shots with most of them. I’m a fan of “Things you’d expect to find in Florida” and “Fun Places to Scratch” especially, but “Walmart, not in Walmart” hits me for the win.