3-21-07 – 7 deadly sins

ROFLMAO humping staplers!! 😆 After bukake stapler Barbie, I’m definitely looking forward to ‘mofo’s offering….

But how do you make a stapler look jealous?
Yeah..I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard as bukake Barbie in a while.

*cues song The Way We Were*

A see a vision: its a stapler… in the doorway, watching in horror as a stapler 3 way is going on the couch…

You forgot greed and pride–the jilted stapler grabbed all the ex’s bling after it kills off the others and eats the remains, but before sleeping it off. The next day, jilted stapler complains to friends about what a bad lay the ex was, and how much better in the sack s/he is.

Nice job on the stapler sinning everyone!
I knew I could count on Farkers to make office supplies naughty.

got an infected bite. not sure just who bite her, probably a brother or sister while playing. one day she was fine, the next her foot started to swell. a trip to the vet, some shots, a little splint for a while and she was fine.

so it wasn’t really pride and falling but who knew?

re the mother with kittens and sloth vs. gluttony (or sloth and gluttony) the upside down one made me go with sloth.

was picking photos yesterday and trying to find one for each sin only to realize somewhat later that the magic number was three. which was fine because the lust one wasn’t great and wrath and envy weren’t even covered.

this one was fun. nice entries, well thought out and well executed.

No ‘mofo, at least as of yet…

/sad panda

Maybe we have put too much pressure on him to perform now? 🙁

swampa nailed it.

(put camera stuff on shelf, shelf broke, memory cards got crushed, stapler swore, stapler cried, stapler bought new memory cards, stapler will swear even more if they aren’t here in time for the chicago fark party.)

I agree Diggin..the literal entries are funny, but I wanted to see a serious sin win!
Sorry I didn’t post any…cam class. But I learned a lot!

Awesome contest, you all had amazingly cool entries!
yay farkers!