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07-28-10 – Dirty Pictures

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  • #1875
    Elsinore
    Keymaster

    Dirty stuff. But nothing sexual.

    Thanks for the theme suggestion, U-Man and orionid!

    #29997
    ravnostic
    Participant

    Well, ‘B/W&GOV’ is a memory (congrats); ‘Foolish Games’ an editing project, and I’m up to contemplating ‘That’s just Filthy’.

    Sexual: out.

    Elsewise, any guidelines? Standards of taste?

    For example; I don’t particularly care to see any turds in a toilet bowl or a toddler with waste leaking out his drawers, but then if I don’t see one ‘Arkansas woman finds Jesus’s face in the bird poop on her windshield–Vatican investigating!’ shot, I’d be mildly disappointed.

    Are you looking for my kitchen after an all-weekend party, my car after any typical no-rain-in-six-months, or tag football in a muddy field?

    Or…

    Well, that’s the point. What’s the or?

    #29998
    U-Man
    Participant

    Anything dirty or messy that excludes the sexual meaning of “dirty” and also stays withing the Fark rules – no poop, pee, gross blood or gross dead stuff.

    Anything I left out Elsinore?

    Mud pies, a dirty homeless guy, a steel mill, a farmer’s boots….

    #29999
    ravnostic
    Participant

    No poop? Darn. Caught a caterpillar taking a dump. It’s a nice shot, as such things go. Oh well, the dam breaking at Tempe Town Lake provided some shots with which I can work, and I’ll think up some other things.

    #30000
    orionid
    Participant

    Oh, motor-generator maintenence, why must your photos be classified. I took some neat official ship’s photos of some electricians literally head-first to their waists inside a giant AC/DC motor casing. When they came out, they were covered in carbon dust and looked like coal miners.

    #30001
    U-Man
    Participant

    Elsinore, I don’t consider bug poop as ‘real’ poop. What do you think? Should we avoid a slippery slope?

    #30002
    ravnostic
    Participant

    For simplicity sake, don’t make any exceptions on my account. Though I do want to see that bird poop jesus on the windshield shot.

    #30003
    orionid
    Participant

    POOP THREAD!

    #30004
    U-Man
    Participant

    POOP THREAD!

    One time, my dog ate some underwear and then did that.

    #30005
    caradoc
    Participant

    POOP THREAD!

    One time, my dog ate some underwear and then did that.

    I think every dog does that at some point.

    One of mine ate part of a blanket. It’s simultaneously hilarious, pathetic, and disgusting to see your dog trying to run away from the poop that’s “chasing” her.

    #30006
    ravnostic
    Participant

    POOP THREAD!

    Does Kestrana know about your scat fetish? A little bit too much excitement in that comment.

    I think I’ll go with a shot where it’s imminent, but the turtle hadn’t quite shown it’s head yet. Little caterpillars are such transparent things.

    #30007
    ennuipoet
    Participant

    POOP THREAD!

    One time, my dog ate some underwear and then did that.

    I think every dog does that at some point.

    One of mine ate part of a blanket. It’s simultaneously hilarious, pathetic, and disgusting to see your dog trying to run away from the poop that’s “chasing” her.

    We had a patient who ate a pair of thong underwear, we had to retrieve them via surgery. It caused a divorce, the wife did not wear thongs.

    #30008
    caradoc
    Participant

    We had a patient who ate a pair of thong underwear, we had to retrieve them via surgery. It caused a divorce, the wife did not wear thongs.

    “Why, oh why did he swallow a thong? That’s just so wrong…”

    #30009
    nobigdeal
    Participant

    POOP THREAD!

    One time, my dog ate some underwear and then did that.

    I think every dog does that at some point.

    One of mine ate part of a blanket. It’s simultaneously hilarious, pathetic, and disgusting to see your dog trying to run away from the poop that’s “chasing” her.

    We had a patient who ate a pair of thong underwear, we had to retrieve them via surgery. It caused a divorce, the wife did not wear thongs.

    Umm…yea ok nevermind!

    #30010
    ennuipoet
    Participant

    We had a patient who ate a pair of thong underwear, we had to retrieve them via surgery. It caused a divorce, the wife did not wear thongs.

    “Why, oh why did he swallow a thong? That’s just so wrong…”

    Um, yeah, I guess I should clarify, I’m a Vet Tech, so the patient was a Labrador Retriever…kind of relevant 😀

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