04-15-09 – Graves II: The Dead Zone

There is no prize, per se, but you get special treatment from then on.
For example, ever since I won, I have yet to get a parking or speeding ticket. People stop me on the street from time to time to shower me with praise, flowers, dolls, underwear, etc.
There’s other stuff too, like I would buy any farktographer a beer at a Fark party, but, if you win a contest I would totally buy you a fancy beer, like chimay or something that comes in a fancy glass so everyone knows you’re extra special.

But if you have a fancy camera with you, you’re not getting a beer with dregs, like la fin du monde or whatever, because then you might not drink the ruphies.

*applauds*

83% of spouses don’t consider being date-raped by a stapler cheating, and any comments you might get from the people at work are just jealousy.

We were trying to get something kind of like this picture of the model on the gravestone, but I messed up lighting the scene in what ended up being a hilarious way.

heh. i think i see how that could work. can’t wait to see it. 😀

I am actually feeling quite good about my entries this week but that has no relation to the amount of votes I am going to receive, of course.

no doubt. couldn’t tell ya how many times my least favorite entry did the best.

I am actually feeling quite good about my entries this week but that has no relation to the amount of votes I am going to receive, of course.

Same here 😛

Actually I got a couple of shots yesterday that aren’t appropriate for this contest, but I like nonetheless. The local historic cemetery is, in some areas, basically a garden that also has dead people. It’s really pretty.

We were trying to get something kind of like this picture of the model on the gravestone,

I’ve seen women with hot @$$es before, but that’s a bit ridiculous.

We were trying to get something kind of like this picture of the model on the gravestone,

I can’t help but look at that photo over and over again, and each time still think that she’s about to drop a duece on that headstone.

I went out yesterday afternoon to a local graveyard with my seven-year-old (ahhh, the fond memories she’ll have…) and found a very simple, very creepy tombstone. I got a few pics of it that will work. I just went there to try to get a night-time pic that is a snooch better. I don’t know if I succeeded in anything but creeping myself out. It has been raining all day and the ground is all squishy. I was kneeling in the squish, on the grave, in the dark. Then some owls or something were hooting in the nearby woods. Creepy.