08-25-10 – The Book of Armaments

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  • #31493
    sleeping
    Participant

    How about something like a pocket knife

    That would fall into the same category as kitchen knives and sticks….

    #31494
    cameraflage
    Participant

    How about an atlatl?

    (ok, I’m just being a smartass)

    Also, me and the boys were happy to hear that model weaponry is considered fair game. We’re rolling out the big guns.

    #31495
    olavf
    Participant

    Those would have to be some pretty big models then…

    #31496
    ravnostic
    Participant

    I only hope incendiary devices are fair game. If you can’t blow things up, what’s the point of living?

    #31497
    LeicaLens
    Participant

    I only hope incendiary devices are fair game. If you can’t blow things up, what’s the point of living?

    I would be interested to see how a would-be suicide bomber answers that question:

    “Hell, Yeah….Wait a minute…”

    #31498
    sleeping
    Participant

    I only hope incendiary devices are fair game. If you can’t blow things up, what’s the point of living?

    That goes back to context again (e.g. fireworks: not really). Try not to get arrested…

    #31499
    ravnostic
    Participant

    That goes back to context again (e.g. fireworks: not really). Try not to get arrested…

    There’s context. And

    Offist, honicer, I was sotally tober!*

    Home safe and sound and no people/animals/properties were harmed in this photography session.

    #31500
    caradoc
    Participant

    I only hope incendiary devices are fair game. If you can’t blow things up, what’s the point of living?

    The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
    George Carlin
    US comedian and actor (1937 – 2008)

    #31501
    orionid
    Participant

    I would be interested to see how a would-be suicide bomber answers that question:

    “Hell, Yeah….Wait a minute…”

    Why don’t you ask him yourself?

    /This is how you win the beard contest on a submarine.

    #31502
    orionid
    Participant

    I love it when you guys make me dig through the archives for something silly and stumble across other forgotten silliness. Which brings up a question. Elsinore, would this be too much man-crack for fark?

    Submarine weapons of ass destruction (mildly nsfw? if you work with prudes)

    #31503
    QueenBee
    Participant

    I love it when you guys make me dig through the archives for something silly and stumble across other forgotten silliness. Which brings up a question. Elsinore, would this be too much man-crack for fark?

    Submarine weapons of ass destruction (mildly nsfw? if you work with prudes)

    I dont know about too much for fark..but yum. I’ll take one of each please.

    #31504
    ravnostic
    Participant

    Elsinore, Schmelsinore, I say it’s a go-fer!

    Of course, my opinion may be bi-assed.

    #31505
    Elsinore
    Keymaster

    I love it when you guys make me dig through the archives for something silly and stumble across other forgotten silliness. Which brings up a question. Elsinore, would this be too much man-crack for fark?

    Submarine weapons of ass destruction (mildly nsfw? if you work with prudes)

    While that is a fine fine FINE collection of man ass, any crack is too much crack for Fark. At least inline.

    #31506
    ravnostic
    Participant

    At least inline.

    I’m sure that’s a pun.

    #31507
    Kestrana
    Participant

    Why haven’t you introduced me to *these* Navy friends?

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