10-4-06 – Style

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  • #6147
    Elsinore
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    I have 3 Kens and 8 Barbies with every room ever put out after 1998. I think “Pirate Ken” will take one for the team.

    wouldn’t that be “butt pirate” Ken?

    #6148
    Klahanie
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    I was going for a David LaChapelle look without paying fof models. If my kid knew what I do with her Barbies at night she would faint.

    That is fantastic! 😀

    As for Butt Pirate Ken? If Ken has a GalleyWench, can it be Skipper? Barbie’s a stupid whore. Math is hard indeed.

    #6149
    Elsinore
    Keymaster

    Hmmmm I inherited a bunch of Barbies from the 60s (alas, they’ve been well loved and played with over the years, so they aren’t worth squat), plus my own Barbies from childhood….oh the things I could do….

    Damn…no telling where my Ken doll went..guess it’d have to be a lesbian orgy…

    #6150
    Klahanie
    Participant

    oh, would that geiger was a photographer…

    Ooh, that’s very cool too! It immediately made me think of Hellraiser. That’s probably not what you were going for, but it’s one of my favorite movies of that genre.

    #6151
    Klahanie
    Participant

    My younger brother took the only Barbie I ever had and stuck it in a space heater. I can still smell it 35 years later. 😥

    #6152
    logomancer
    Participant

    There is no Dana. Only Zool!

    What a lovely singing voice you must have.

    But Hellraiser also works. As would a lesbian spider demon orgy.

    That said, I think we all need to step back and pat ourselves on the collective back for one of the most versatile threads the forum has ever seen.

    #6153
    Elsinore
    Keymaster

    That reminds me of this awesome poem we read in a college class. The poet herself came to our class to speak about her work. 10 years later, I still remember the first line of the poem:
    “187 Barbie dolls burn…”

    A whole house full of Barbies goes up in a blaze of glory. Awesome…

    #6154
    Klahanie
    Participant

    There is no Dana. Only Zool!

    What a lovely singing voice you must have.

    But Hellraiser also works. As would a lesbian spider demon orgy.

    That said, I think we all need to step back and pat ourselves on the collective back for one of the most versatile threads the forum has ever seen.

    I think we’re on the same page.

    That reminds me of this awesome poem we read in a college class. The poet herself came to our class to speak about her work. 10 years later, I still remember the first line of the poem:
    “187 Barbie dolls burn…”

    A whole house full of Barbies goes up in a blaze of glory. Awesome…

    That really does sound awesome. Smell be damned.

    #6155
    logomancer
    Participant

    So, in sum…

    187 Barbies: burn, baby, burn
    Trapped behind the space heater,
    They consume a universe of inhabition
    Raising hell like Geiger and Butt Pirate Ken
    Helpless before the lesbian spider demon orgy,
    Helmut Newton can only shrug his shoulders and sigh:
    Ain’t that farktography…

    #6157
    Klahanie
    Participant

    Disco inferno… Burn that mother down.

    I have an unnatural love for disco and your “burn baby burn” has given me Boogie Fever. Off to youtube…

    #6158
    Klahanie
    Participant

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2hwav9tHV4

    That’s what I’m talking about. Burn that mother down y’all. 8)

    #6159
    Elsinore
    Keymaster

    So we’ve gone from Barbies to demons to orgies to fiery infernos to disco. And it makes total sense.

    On another note, I kinda like discussing these themes prior to their week…

    #6160
    Elsinore
    Keymaster

    Man, I had to go digging around for the book that poem was in. It’s even more awesome than I remembered. It’s called Flaming Beauty by Barbara Presnell. I won’t copy out the whole thing (copyright and all), but here’s my favorite part:

    Then the flames begin to lick her chin,
    her neck, the lobes of her ears

    with a passion Ken’s tongue never knew,
    curling her silk hair into tight knots,
    wrinkling her skin, turning her black,

    melting at last those thin lips
    to a frown, and sad eyes drooping, smoking,
    silent coughing, 187 silent screams.

    Good stuff…

    #6156
    SaintDiluted
    Participant

    So we’ve gone from Barbies to demons to orgies to fiery infernos to disco. And it makes total sense.

    On another note, I kinda like discussing these themes prior to their week…

    Disco Inferno!

    #6161
    Klahanie
    Participant

    So we’ve gone from Barbies to demons to orgies to fiery infernos to disco. And it makes total sense.

    On another note, I kinda like discussing these themes prior to their week…

    It’s the most fun I’ve had concerning farktography in a very long time. 🙂

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