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October 3, 2006 at 5:49 am #6147ElsinoreKeymaster
I have 3 Kens and 8 Barbies with every room ever put out after 1998. I think “Pirate Ken” will take one for the team.
wouldn’t that be “butt pirate” Ken?
October 3, 2006 at 6:01 am #6148KlahanieParticipantI was going for a David LaChapelle look without paying fof models. If my kid knew what I do with her Barbies at night she would faint.
That is fantastic! 😀
As for Butt Pirate Ken? If Ken has a GalleyWench, can it be Skipper? Barbie’s a stupid whore. Math is hard indeed.
October 3, 2006 at 6:04 am #6149ElsinoreKeymasterHmmmm I inherited a bunch of Barbies from the 60s (alas, they’ve been well loved and played with over the years, so they aren’t worth squat), plus my own Barbies from childhood….oh the things I could do….
Damn…no telling where my Ken doll went..guess it’d have to be a lesbian orgy…
October 3, 2006 at 6:06 am #6150KlahanieParticipantoh, would that geiger was a photographer…
Ooh, that’s very cool too! It immediately made me think of Hellraiser. That’s probably not what you were going for, but it’s one of my favorite movies of that genre.
October 3, 2006 at 6:10 am #6151KlahanieParticipantMy younger brother took the only Barbie I ever had and stuck it in a space heater. I can still smell it 35 years later. 😥
October 3, 2006 at 6:14 am #6152logomancerParticipantThere is no Dana. Only Zool!
What a lovely singing voice you must have.
But Hellraiser also works. As would a lesbian spider demon orgy.
That said, I think we all need to step back and pat ourselves on the collective back for one of the most versatile threads the forum has ever seen.
October 3, 2006 at 6:15 am #6153ElsinoreKeymasterThat reminds me of this awesome poem we read in a college class. The poet herself came to our class to speak about her work. 10 years later, I still remember the first line of the poem:
“187 Barbie dolls burn…”A whole house full of Barbies goes up in a blaze of glory. Awesome…
October 3, 2006 at 6:36 am #6154KlahanieParticipantThere is no Dana. Only Zool!
What a lovely singing voice you must have.
But Hellraiser also works. As would a lesbian spider demon orgy.
That said, I think we all need to step back and pat ourselves on the collective back for one of the most versatile threads the forum has ever seen.
I think we’re on the same page.
That reminds me of this awesome poem we read in a college class. The poet herself came to our class to speak about her work. 10 years later, I still remember the first line of the poem:
“187 Barbie dolls burn…”A whole house full of Barbies goes up in a blaze of glory. Awesome…
That really does sound awesome. Smell be damned.
October 3, 2006 at 6:56 am #6155logomancerParticipantSo, in sum…
187 Barbies: burn, baby, burn
Trapped behind the space heater,
They consume a universe of inhabition
Raising hell like Geiger and Butt Pirate Ken
Helpless before the lesbian spider demon orgy,
Helmut Newton can only shrug his shoulders and sigh:
Ain’t that farktography…October 3, 2006 at 7:06 am #6157KlahanieParticipantDisco inferno… Burn that mother down.
I have an unnatural love for disco and your “burn baby burn” has given me Boogie Fever. Off to youtube…
October 3, 2006 at 7:12 am #6158KlahanieParticipanthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2hwav9tHV4
That’s what I’m talking about. Burn that mother down y’all. 8)
October 3, 2006 at 2:10 pm #6159ElsinoreKeymasterSo we’ve gone from Barbies to demons to orgies to fiery infernos to disco. And it makes total sense.
On another note, I kinda like discussing these themes prior to their week…
October 3, 2006 at 2:18 pm #6160ElsinoreKeymasterMan, I had to go digging around for the book that poem was in. It’s even more awesome than I remembered. It’s called Flaming Beauty by Barbara Presnell. I won’t copy out the whole thing (copyright and all), but here’s my favorite part:
Then the flames begin to lick her chin,
her neck, the lobes of her earswith a passion Ken’s tongue never knew,
curling her silk hair into tight knots,
wrinkling her skin, turning her black,melting at last those thin lips
to a frown, and sad eyes drooping, smoking,
silent coughing, 187 silent screams.Good stuff…
October 3, 2006 at 3:45 pm #6156SaintDilutedParticipantSo we’ve gone from Barbies to demons to orgies to fiery infernos to disco. And it makes total sense.
On another note, I kinda like discussing these themes prior to their week…
Disco Inferno!
October 3, 2006 at 3:55 pm #6161KlahanieParticipantSo we’ve gone from Barbies to demons to orgies to fiery infernos to disco. And it makes total sense.
On another note, I kinda like discussing these themes prior to their week…
It’s the most fun I’ve had concerning farktography in a very long time. 🙂
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