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The important thing is that we now realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.

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Easy guys. It’s not easy to post everything sober when you’ve an international sex symbol. For guys like me and chupa, something as simple as going to the doctor’s office ends in a week long orgy at the beach. Or try to see a Russian musical, and suddenly everything is about you. Or run to Germany, but children there are so obsessed with you that their parents seek professional help.

I understand chupathingie, not his drunken jibberish, but the pain in his heart. A Korean pop-star archery contest should clear this up.

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Nah, that’s totally legit.

w00t.

This is still about the plastic penis being a healthy 6 inches, right?

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So, does this mean you get to put “some of my work has been used by NASA” on your resume?

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http://www.fark.com/comments/7627604/

Anyone know what the deal with this fake farktography thread is? I thought it was a joke, but it popped up again tonight:
http://www.fark.com/comments/7629624/

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My cats are also rescues and they have herpes, which makes them sneeze and have eye boogers. If you don’t vote for me, you’re saying you hate kittens born with human STDs.

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I want to be on record saying to anyone who has an eternally preserved pet or lovingly created the perfect pet/companion animal/life partner by whatever means they may have chosen, I appreciate and respect your deep understanding of love and loving relationships. U-Man does not speak for everyone. Please don’t kill everyone here because one guy thinks you’re “goofy.” I’m sure you’re very, very serious.

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You know, tons of dumb people think every urban person in the late 1800s walked around unsmiling and perfectly groomed. I think they’re just doing due diligence as a massive media presence, and it reflects poorly on them for complaining about it.
Besides, there are people who go around looking for unflattering frames from videos, then assembling them into gleeful mockeries. We will always have the choice to display someone poorly.
ITA SEMPER CENSURAM!

*Jumps off thread, breaks leg, rides off into the night*

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Well that’s your opinion! Huff!
Which I asked for, so, you know, thanks for that. You know, the clearing things up. Well, thing. It was just the one. So, uh, “clearing thing up”. That thing. The clearing up of that thing.

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Would a cultural, spiritual, aesthetic etc vacancy left by the missing something be enough to meet this theme? For example, a currency exchange where an kick ass live music bar used to be.

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Do we have to come up with the captions on our own?

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Does it need to convey historicity (real word, who knew?) on its own, or can we explain it with words?

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You can’t be too surprised. Everyone hates Halloween. Aside from that, most themes of late have required reading more than 4 consecutive words to understand. I can only go three words before I need a pron break.

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C’mon guys, you get to give stuff to strangers just because it’s enjoyable. And people accept that stuff without care for reciprocity or passing it on. Screw Christmas with its pressure and obligation and stress. Nobody is spending all night worrying if they spent the right amount on this coworker or that relative on Halloween. Can’t afford to give out candy? Leave your lights off and no one gives you a second thought. Want to spend 10x as much as the next guy and you’re just the awesome guy who handed out full size candy bars.

Christmas/Eid/Chanukah is brutal for the poor. Thanksgiving is brutal for people with crappy families. Valentines day is brutal for people who just broke up. MLK day is brutal for the KKK. Holi is brutal for neat freaks. Independence Day is brutal for pets scared of loud noises.
Halloween is the only holiday that is for *everybody.

*Except catastrophically poor adults who don’t have kids, or friends to party with, and who don’t appreciate the decorations or slutty costumes. But screw those assholes.

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*looks down, bats eyelashes, toes the ground*
I dunno, you wanna have dinner some time?

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