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  • in reply to: 10-10-12 – Thick as a Brick #49085
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    Ouch, that does suck.

    in reply to: 10-03-12 – Stripes #49067
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    Too late, it’s back up.
    Can you guys believe how not together olavf‘s shiat is? It’s like a shiat diaspora, and tonight’s thread is a Russian pogrom.

    in reply to: Good grief #49466
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    Nice.
    Two wrongs eventually led to two rights. The world is going to end up a pretty nice place.

    in reply to: Broke the collar bone tonight #40498
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    Druggie wisdom suggests taking 1mg of dextromethorphan for every pound you weigh to increase the efficacy of opiates; but druggies are usually more interested in feeling like an anthropomorphic comforter having gentle lesbian sex with a loving, experienced, MILF mattress than pain reduction (or, not to be a bummer, dying from drug abuse).

    in reply to: Portrait Photography #49379
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    People look better after they wash their faces. Bring towels and water.

    in reply to: 09-05-12 – Skylines 2: I Know She’s Out There Somewhere! #48439
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    Not saying counseling ain’t worth it…

    Too late. Elsinore is homeless, orionid is in a dissociative fugue and hunches tried to overdose on heroin, but injected into an artery and now he’s scarring children for life with his necrotic fist of horror.

    in reply to: 09-05-12 – Skylines 2: I Know She’s Out There Somewhere! #48437
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    My main frustration is when I feel terrible all I can think about is wanting it to stop (as you say, instead of getting up and doing things), and when I’m feeling good I don’t pay attention to how I got there.

    It’s annoying and glib, but when you want to ___, really tried, but still can’t ___ that’s a sign you should try again with help. It goes for everything really.
    Depression can be serious, and if you’ve got other problems, trying to force yourself to enjoy life can lead you to speeding around Lake Shore Drive on a motorcycle without a license while doubling up on your modafinil and alprazolam.
    If you have insurance that covers it, it’s worth trying.

    in reply to: New toys & vacations #48792
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    Chicago

    Aww, you should have told me you were coming. We could have had a beer, gone to Next, maybe I could have mugged you a little, or even just … okay, it would have only been mugging.

    in reply to: The new toy… #48680
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    I’ll process and post more on Google+ today, but I wanted to bring some here as I try and ease my way back into the community.

    That projector is at least 8 kinds of awesome.
    Any huge bits of glass around? It’d be awesome if a polarized sheet could block the reflection, then you could fit it on top of lensless glasses, and kapow, results that warrant sound effects. Or, like, put a DLP color wheel in front of it, with half of each color foiled over, and then run in front of it so like it would look like you changed color as you approached ludicrous speed. Or put a huge generator in the back of your car, mount that in the trunk, then when some guy behind you keeps his brights on but it’s dark and now you’re blind you could totally shine that at him and zzzzap, just deserts.

    in reply to: One of my favorite words is "Haboob" #48264
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    Allow me to translate.
    (It’s okay, Rav and the Lord, they have an understanding.)

    in reply to: 08-01-12 – Old, New, Borrowed & Blue #47773
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    I’ve got blue, I’ve got new, got options for old, but borrowed, I don’t have a clue!

    I call dibs on borrowing U-man‘s kids. You could borrow a stapler.

    in reply to: WTF? I mean really–WTF? #48239
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    What happens when airplanes go through your shot?

    in reply to: Olympian photo "outrage" #48028
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    The huge watches are distasteful. We get it, Swatch sponsors volleyball. You don’t have to wear three farking watches.
    On the same note, how dare he not use an Olympus camera?

    The stitching on the American flag is awful.

    I’d like to think someone leaked these early in protest of how over-processed and ridiculous sports portraiture has been lately.

    in reply to: Facebook account == GONE #47991
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    e-mail filters are awesome.

    in reply to: Man I need to win the lottery #47961
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    And the video:
    http://astronomy.activeboard.com/t49208650/spectral-instruments/

    Let’s put off filming for a week and see if we can get a greenlight asking farkers to pester this Zeke character to let us (me) use (have a chance to steal) his camera. Then zoom, we run off to Nicaragua, depose the Sandinistas and back whoever opposes an extradition treaty with the US… which might be the Sandinistas… Oh man this is gonna be cake.

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