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It might be a damn dirty tourist thing.
The “Taste of Chicago” started yesterday and the line was backed up the entire block my office is on. There must have been a dozen jackasses with tripods fully out on the farking sidewalk. I even saw a jackass ask a guy in a wheelchair to wait while he got a few more shots before he moves out of his way. What was usually 1-2 minute walk took over 5. A lot of people see no problem blocking pedestrian traffic, especially with the spitting fountains and the bean shootable from across the street. Aside from that, jackasses with fully extended tripods in heavy foot traffic are bound to bonk someone.

It’s just inconvenient, but man, they should make a tourist license.

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Well THAT didn’t work.

It’s

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oh snap, so many bug photos, and I am going to be away. I hope this comes back as a classic someday.

You could have someone post for you if you can’t make it.
I’d be happy to.

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Polished granite?

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You know I deliver if you call me out.

It’s eight o’clock, and I’m calling you out!

Throw a stapler in there too.

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CF is supposedly a lot more reliable as well. I’ve never used a microdrive, but all hard drives die eventually.

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If I knew you were coming I’d have baked a cake.

*sniff sniff*

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Awesome thread already this week everyone. I really enjoy seeing what people look like, that way the voices in my head also have a face to go with them! I did not just type that…

Hope ya’all are having a good week!

You have a mustache!
Some Amish you are, psh.
I’m awfully curious about what voice you’ve given us…

I’d like to have this guy‘s voice, if that’s an option.[/url]

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You guys are making me feel like an attention whore. I actually enjoyed taking pictures of myself.

stapler, if you’re still rocking the beard, we’re gonna look like amish twins…

It’s not just that I’m ugly, I also can’t make any ideas work out.

And I wear buttons, than you very much.

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Isn’t it funny how everyone thinks it’s a religious thing? (and by “funny” I mean infuriating). All my muslim friends say I, quote, “look like a prophet”. In the not-so-nice areas, I get a lot of well meaning, probably fresh from prison, overtly racist (but not overtly malicious) born-again Christians trying to save me from the lies of Judaism. A lot of other people think I’m some damn hippy Buddhist, Taoist, or Satanist.
WHAT CAN YOU SAY TO THEM!?
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Is anyone else wishing their cameras didn’t capture quite so much detail?

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Those light meters look like birth control pills.

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d) you used near-beer, a sure way to anger about 70% of farkers…

And you spilled some soda, a sure way to anger the soda-lovers.

I think the spilled stuff was Orange Crush, not the cider. A crime against sucrose-o-philes, to be sure, but I don’t think the beer-lovers care…

What are you talking about?

(I like being able to edit my own posts)

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d) you used near-beer, a sure way to anger about 70% of farkers…

And you spilled some soda, a sure way to anger the soda-lovers.

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I won once. Even my Mom told me it wasn’t a big deal and I should just try to have fun.

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On planes:
Shooting -> taking pictures
Bodies -> cameras
buttload -> a lot
tranquilizers -> ubiquitous OTC of questionable efficacy

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