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Also, big changes in store–see the TF Forum if you’re TF for a link.

Yowzers

This is a nightmare.

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I’m hoping I can think of something to photograph. If only I still lived near Hope, Derbyshire. That’d be win.

I think it was Thomas Merton who said “Do not depend on the hope of results. You may have to face the fact that your work will be apparently worthless and even achieve no result at all, if not perhaps results opposite to what you expect. As you get used to this idea, you start more and more to concentrate not on the results, but on the value, the rightness, the truth of the work itself. You gradually struggle less and less for an idea and more and more for specific people staplers. In the end, it is the reality of personal relationship staplers that saves everything.”

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Psst, schnee, play along, I’ll split the lenses with you.

*puts staple gun to schnee’s head*

If you ever want to see your grandmother unstapled again, hand over the lenses!

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*adds miller9a to his list of people to mug*

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I have either been out of town or just didn’t have anything worthy to contribute the last couple of weeks…is that why I don’t show up in the best averages anymore? I was third, dangit! 😥

Looks like the only solution is to enter more often.

Also:
HOLY CRAP VERUCA HAS ALMOST 1000 MORE VOTES THAN ANYONE ELSE!!!

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Hey, people in the know, how plausible is it he c/would disable the limit for farktography contests, like all images are disabled for boobies links?

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Booze brought the boobies. Who’d’ve thunk it?

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@#$%!!!!

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FIGHT IT OUT!

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/Wait… replicas? 😯

I’ll tell you when you’re older, and I don’t live in the same state as the guy, and the statute of limitations is up.

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That will cost you two small, virtually spherical objects, and a doctor’s certificate. 😈

You mentioned you were new, so someone has to say it..

If you ask for something on fark, you will get it. Probably more of it than you could ever have wanted. I don’t know how much making and shipping replica testicles would cost, or how difficult it is, or any number of things a more normal person would find extremely discouraging, but I can assure you someone on here knows from personal experience. A personal experience they’re likely eager to duplicate.
And that’s the good scenario.
There are horror stories.

Oh, and welcome, you’ll love it here. Try the mashed potatoes.

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But it is photography *head asplodes*

If it really was photography, Captain Jim and idle_hands would be out back beating me with an extension cord while monkeybort and veruca were up front trying to distract you from my anguished screams.

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The photo looks fine to me, but I wouldn’t use the valet at Jersey Farm now.

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Oh, and the cool people call it CSV.

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Lol, I was wondering if we were gonna get an acknowledgement of that from you. I think you could have passed it off as a zero that was partially erased on accident or something like that…

What I did was wrong. I have no excuse. I have disgraced farktography and myself publicly and repeatedly.
I accept full responsibility.

BUT!

There’s a perfectly reasonable explanation!

*runs away*

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