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*catches beer*

thanks miller! looks like the newlyweds got sponsorships as their wedding presents. 😛

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ok, so no fair – what is the problem? the suspense is killing me!!!

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wait, what? who got married?

*raises hand on beer-call*

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mmm…..i don’t see anything weird or out of the ordinary, but i’m always bad at this sort of stuff unless it’s my own images.

and welcome! 😛

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yeah, black animals are hard. you need to light the crap out of them because they just suck it aaaaall in.

make sure you’re metering for the dog/cat – spot metering would probably be your best bet in this case. it’ll blow out your surroundings, but give you detail in the animal.

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hahahahahaaaaaaa comma deli-meated. i’m going to start using that at work.

/soon, soon, soon i’ll be back!!!!

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hahahahahahahaa

*snort*

hahahahahahahahahahahaah

you are the man, stapler. i’m not going to be around tonight either, otherwise i’d absolutely post for you.

*wipes eyes*

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i think we should stick with moody places/people and try to keep pets out of it for this one. FSM knows i love taking pictures of norm, but i just don’t see a cat or a dog coming across as emo.

and actually – does ‘in a mood’ necessarily refer to a ‘moody’ mood (aka tired, depressed, angry, frustrated, etc) or can we also go for happy moods?

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all staplers, all the time.

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hahahahahaha, nice galleywench.

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i’ve run off to the circus to make good use out of my unfortunate facial hair. mr. bort is a trapeze artist, and i’m pregnant with quadruplets that will in time become the bort family band. we’re saving up to buy a big top of our very own – something not flammable so we can get our meth lab up an running. 😛

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dammit, you got me. bearded lady, magician’s assistant, and fire breather. it’s amazing how much more they pay you if you have more than one talent.

oh, and elephant pooper scooper, too. 😛

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hahahaha, you guys are funny. maybe mr. ‘bort and i are switching genders. or adopting a meerkat. or trying out the amputee lifestyle.

there are TONS of options y’all are missing. 😛

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No ‘bort this week?? Well hurry back when you can–farking real life killing our fun…

yer tellin’ me – believe me, i’d rather be shooting. 😛 but the end result will be worth it.

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hey all, just saying howdy, don’t have anything for this week or probably for next (in the midst of an all consuming endeavor). good luck to all!!!

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