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Quickly, let’s jufti knot ourselves a carpet, roll him up in it, throw him off a bridge then swipe the loom! If we hurry we could be rocking custom plaid before 2012.

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I don’t know, maybe you could crochet with steel wire or something….

This one time, in college, I tried to crochet a sweater out of bus wire because I thought it would totally be like chain mail except not as tedious.
Like so many of my college experiences I failed in more ways than any one person could articulate in one sitting.

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She mentions stapler slamming on page 81. It’s gotta be a shoo-in.

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thanks, schnee… the OCD in me has been sitting in a corner rocking back and forth saying “it’s only numbers” over and over again for a couple of weeks now. It’s getting old. 😉

At least you can come up with ideas, execute them and enter. That’s something.

(I haven’t been able to pull it together since “the incident“, when my worlds collided and fell apart.)
*le sob, le sob, le sob sob sob*

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Holy crap.

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Anyone know if article 21 of the Japanese constitution protects your right to shout “Tentacle monster!” in a crowded pedestrian crossing?

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I was told there was going to be dancing girls.

I SEE NO DANCING!

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Thanks folks. We’ll be at Navy Pier Friday night at the spook house. I’ll bring a camera and tiny tripod.

/any additional input is welcome.

I know this great place on Lower Wacker to take photos. Come alone and bring all your camera stuff. I’ll meet you there.

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This thread is bringing back traumatizing memories of Musix! Fight.

I get the feeling I’ll do as well as they did.

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I cannot believe there is a discussion about how French horns have historically been played.
I refuse to believe it!

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I was going to spoof Warhol’s Marilyn diptych, but it turns out I have no idea how to do that. I’ve gotta get a factory full of artists to translate my high brow ideas into finished art. Being a genius is rough.

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How about putting more than one photo together for diptychs, triptychs or whatever they’re called beyond 3?

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Nah, the camera worked when I tried it. A blank roll person should do it, if they want.

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I definitely don’t want the camera. I was thinking we’d all stop and switch boats to the working farkamera and the not-so-working one would be thrown to the ground in furious rage. (Possibly while shouting “I’m not a part of your system” or “I’m an adult”) If for whatever strange people want to take the chance of blank rolls of film, plugging along is up to those involved. I don’t know.

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Nice!

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