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New York is preposterously expensive.
Also, their fark parties, pizza, hot dogs, pastrami, sports teams and accents suck.

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I’m pretty sure the last time I went bar hopping after a fark party I ended up in Indianapolis.

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I bet you didn’t even try to mug him.

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Uh mhuh huh What did I just watch .Other than a bunch of cute girls. 😕

Cute sneezing contest. If you don’t sneeze cutely, OUT!
C’mon man, the umpire, scoreboard and people shoving tissue up their noses should have tipped you off.
Frankly, their sneezing skills weren’t up to snuff. Search youtube for くしゃみ, you’ll see what I mean.

and ‘mofo if you’re cruising out I-80 to I-5 South, you’ll be heading through town. gimme a heads up and we can at least arrange dinner.

That’d be great, I’d love to mu… meet you guys.

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Oh, I’ll be driving from Chicago to LA and back for the Morning Musume concert on July 1-5.
I’d love to pop by and meet some of you folks on the way.
Assuming my medications don’t change, I’m a one person farktography party.

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Since travel should be accounted for, one of two options exist:

Someplace middle America and historic like St Louis would be best for those making a drive, or,

Someplace with a major industry that supplements the airfares to that particular city for cheap prices with lots of nifty things to take photos of, like Las Vegas.

There should be beer.

Chicago is a historic city in middle America with a major industry that keeps airfare and hotel prices relatively low, as well as crazy stuff to photograph.
We have a ton of museums (including a photography museum), bars, reasonably good mass transit and beer.
Not to mention the bean.

Chicago also throws the best Fark parties known to me.

(I don’t really know anything about travel, but I worked it out and Chicago would be cheapest and easiest farktography party location for me, and since I could drive, it would be a lot easier to throw all your cameras into my trunk and drive off than having to explain myself to airport security.)

If it’s in the contiguous 48 states, I’m in.

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Hey, is this birdy enough?

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Tell him to enter in this week’s contest. It looks big enough to qualify.

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Nice.

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What about using different colored lights to make colored shadows?
You know, like shining red, blue and green lights on a subject and getting a tricolor shadow.

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heh. awkward reaching out a casement window. I’m too tired to set up a tripod.

I read that as reach around. Btw, how do you know Zabeth? I went to college with her!

that is insane. I know her because she is the friend of Opus Moreschi, a writer on the Colbert Report. And I met him through my very good internet friend of about 8 years who is married to Ira Glass.

*covers himself in gold paint, steps closer to Drew, closes eyes and concentrates on reflecting harder*

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I invited Drew and he joined.

Ohhh, the reflected glory of it all.

*glows*

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EARTHQUAKE!

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It’s just about 6am. But I work nights.
Wooooo! CHICAGO!

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I’m going out on a limb and saying your doctors.

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