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Are dams that are underwater okay?
You know, like river dams?

You can still clearly see that there is a dam, just not the dam itself.

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It’s not that I think there’s anything immoral about it. It’s just one of those things. Like, I’ll never be able to enter a pew at a church without genuflecting even though I haven’t been religious for years, or put ice in my orange juice even if it’s from concentrate.

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I see how it is, guy gets his letters, gets that book learning and all the sudden he’s too good for us simple folks.

*spits out the tobacco he was chewing *

(congrats)

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I think I’m the only one on here who can’t bring himself to take a camera into a cemetery.

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Oh yeah, it’s also great for listening to stuff you don’t want to buy. For me, with three girls, that would be Hannah Montana, Hillary Duff, Jonas Bothers, etc. I set up a Hannah Montana station and it plays all that stuff.

Shoutcast just set up a browser player too, if you want to try going from mildly eclectic to wildly eclectic. They’ve got a ton of craaaazy foreign stations, so you can say stuff like “Oh yeah, you can totally hear the Sufi influence on his Zurna! It almost sounds like Pashtuns playing Turkish folk.”
They aren’t so great for everything between top 10 hits and random collections of letters like “Srbija”, but man, they sure have the extremes covered.

And of course, as bad as Hannah Montana might seem now, before you know it one’ll be running around with some twerp in a Joy Division cover band. Another will be listening to some gay ass rap that you can’t even make out the lyrics to. Another will be listening to Finntroll or some crap, and you’ll be trying to explain that she is not a goddamn wood elf or whatever the hell she’s talking about, and if she wants wooden hands so freaking bad you’ll tape some pencils on her fingers so she can do her goddamn homework.

(My niece is a myspace friend of Finntroll. I have to keep reminding myself she isn’t 5 years from being born anymore.)

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And, raises, not begs

Suck it logic and philosophy.

Are you going to petition lock makers to change the name to “permutation locks”?
BECAUSE IN COMBINATIONS ORDER DOESN’T MATTER!
AND THEY USE THESE IN SCHOOLS THAT TEACH MATH!

Psychology has it waaaaaaay worse. Not just the obvious Freudian stuff like libido and penis envy either. Just about every term used in psychology is currently being raped. I mean “raped” in the psychological sense.

Nevermind, I found the maths.

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83% of spouses don’t consider being date-raped by a stapler cheating, and any comments you might get from the people at work are just jealousy.

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There is no prize, per se, but you get special treatment from then on.
For example, ever since I won, I have yet to get a parking or speeding ticket. People stop me on the street from time to time to shower me with praise, flowers, dolls, underwear, etc.
There’s other stuff too, like I would buy any farktographer a beer at a Fark party, but, if you win a contest I would totally buy you a fancy beer, like chimay or something that comes in a fancy glass so everyone knows you’re extra special.

But if you have a fancy camera with you, you’re not getting a beer with dregs, like la fin du monde or whatever, because then you might not drink the ruphies.

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Ouch, that really sucks.
I don’t suppose you’d deign to get a used D50?

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I dunno, man. That damn pig is formidable.

I’m going to be out next week, recovering from the mental image of soosh wrasslin’ pigs with looks of mutual respect on their faces.

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I wouldn’t worry about it. JuJuBee’s never go bad. The cockroaches that survive the nuclear winter will be eating them for decades after we’re gone.

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They’re doing back to back shows both days. You should go.

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You’re in Aichi, right?
Soooooo, you going to that Morning Musume concert the 17th or 18th?

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Woah, the door knob is on the wrong side.
Do they open doors with their left hands in that crazy backwards country!?

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What’s really weird, and also very suspicious, is that while staplermofo.com is down, morethanstaplers.com is still up.
They’re on the same everything, but staplermofo.com gets like 100x as much traffic.

I can ftp into it fine and everything.

I’m pretty angry about it, but at least I didn’t eat dog cheese. (it comes up around 8 minutes in)

Maybe I’ll switch to godaddy…

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