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well there is a cat theme coming up, i saw…. so you could save your kitty for that. 😉

Maybe you should change your name to “kat, among other things”.

There are never enough cat pics, ever!

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Too creepy for Fark!?
Oh, teh laments.
Oh, of communities loved and lost.
Oh, I think it’ll be fine.

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I wish people thought my photos were stolen. Especially people in the food service industry. It’s a compliment, really. A compliment from a stupid, hateful jackass that I could totally beat up because I am macho and mature and totally have a post-pubescent beard and a stapler flail, but a compliment [strike]none[/strike] only slightly the less.

Mostly, I just dig the title “image thief”. Like, I’d go around Europe, steal images, throw em on a boat in Moldavia, chop them up in Beirut, smuggle them inside bags of raw heroin to Hong Kong and sell them in Malaysia to wealthy German expatriates.

*hums appropriate music*

staplermofo, international image thief!

*hum dance hum*

Also, HAHA, swampa‘s Mom’s on the Internet.
I’d make a Sargent_Crash joke, but that would let everyone know I’m 10,000 years old, so I’ll just say it’s cool you guys are close in a totally corny way, then allude to personal problems with my own family in an ostentatiously vague way. I will also keep indicating my actions in a contrived manner that is bound to make me look like an idiot.

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I had fun regardless of voting.
My mom says I’m cool.

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I asked a couple people unfamiliar with me and farktography, they all agreed it was comedic in nature. I just wasn’t thinking.

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*catches breath*
It’s sweet potato.
It’s not terribly disgusting if you use mirin instead of vinegar and can totally ignore the taste of nori.
*goes back to running and crying*

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(sorry to ruin the fun, ‘mofo)

LOOK AT WHAT YOU SCORNED! LOOK AT IT!

You’re monsters! All of you, MONSTERS!

*runs off crying*

(note: this is a joke, and I’m deeply appreciative that rules exist and are enforced. I just wanted to post it somewhere)

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Ok that seriously kicks ass, but wouldn’t it be a comedy shot and therefore “right out” for this theme?

/lobbeths thine holy hand grenade

Rats, I thought the comedy line was further down the road.
Can I use a shot including, but not focusing on, the staple they use to bind Chinese take out cartons?

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I’m going to try for stapler futomaki, but I don’t know if my knife skills are up to the task. I was supposed to do it over the weekend, but unexpected overtime called.

(something like this, but with better English, no puppet, a less frilly pink apron and more staplers.)

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Love will find a way.

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Is it okay if part of the meal is on a fork, spoon, stapler, knife, chopstick etc?

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I’ve got a 180 macro. Holy hell that thing can be frustrating.

I have a 300mm “macro”. It won’t focus at all unless it’s uphill, in the snow, both ways.

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Heh, I was just walking around Hong Kong (Mong Kok, the technology hub), and I found a Lensbaby 2.0 with telephoto + wideangle accessory lenses for a combined $40 canadian 😛 woo hoo. Macro + Shallow DOF + Lensbaby adjustment could be very very cool, but also very difficult.

Do you deliver?

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Yipe!

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I have been in more dumpsters than I want to think about trying to find some staplers. People just don’t throw them out, and I don’t know if I should be happy or sad about that.

The closest I’ve come so far is a maybe 1970s Ace Pilot 404 I got when I used to work at Roosevelt University because the brilliant folks there couldn’t figure out how to load it. It had been in a box under the microfiche viewers for as long as anyone could remember.
That doesn’t really fit the theme, I don’t think. So, more dumpsters it is.

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