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Climb that mofo.

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Got it, I’ll mail it ASAP (as soon as practical… stupid rain).

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Glad you’re okay.

Holy crap though man, what has a bumper low enough to do that to a Miata?
Do people race snow plows in summer over there?

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Okey dokey, off it goes then.
Elsinore, I’ll need an address.

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Farktography dueling tradition demands that you take all of your nicest photography equipment with you to gunfights.
Because gunfights are dangerous, you can just leave it with me beforehand.

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I tried to fly a kite with a stapler on it so it would look like the stapler was hang gliding.
EPIC FAIL.
It makes me want to move somewhere so sparsely populated I can try this crap without drawing a gaggle of people close enough to stare but still out of “could you hold this while I …” range.

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Baltimore!?
Dude, there’s Puddy!
http://www.truveo.com/Baltimore-Co-Siberian-Lynx-Court-Decision-Stands/id/2430906128#

You go, you go there and you photograph the hell out of that lynx.

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Looks like Im sitting this one out

There’s gotta be a zoo or something you could go to. Maybe an animal shelter?

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god I want a 6×6 square digital format.

You should tell someone with more money. I don’t think god has that much.

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What’s the deal with all the bands named ______ Biscuit?
I mean, there’s Gorilla Biscuit, Half Man Half Biscuit, Pocket Biscuits, Black Biscuits, Lily White Biscuit, Disco Biscuits, Limp Bizkit, and now, apparently, Cynical Biscuit.

THAT IS A LOT OF BANDS. Is there something about biscuits I don’t know?

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I wasn’t able to get Apler of K?ln canonized in time. Stupid pope.

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This is not true. I have no cat pictures.

This is a great excuse for you to come to Chicago with your camera and nicest lenses.

There’s a great cat at 1141 S. Dark Alley St.
How’s Thursday, around 11pm sound?

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I’ve just come to the conclusion that I don’t have a favorite word, or phrase…Period….I’m in quite a pickle for this challenge…I seriously doubt that I’ll have anything to post this week. 🙁

Set the timer then climb in a pickle!
THERE ARE WORDS AND PHRASES EVERYWHERE!
Words won’t know you’re whoring about town with other words.

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Staplermofo has posted 250 entries (and only 163 have staplers/staples in them :P)

Man, that many? I had no idea.
*stages an intervention where staplers come in and talk about how they feel neglected, or have been ignored*
😥

With god as my witness, I’ll never at least not this year hit 100 staplerless entries more than once!

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It bears repeating that this bears repeating.

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