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ParticipantWTF are “lashings” and “granny knots”?
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ParticipantI can gripe too!
I tried to get a shot of some streets downtown when it was snowing. I got attacked twice by rampaging salt trucks, on the same street! They threw rocks at me! Rocks made of salt!I just got a fancy new tripod, with nice thick metal legs. It’s fancy and black and has a massive ball head that supports just under 40lbs. I was really excited about the upgrade in my image. I was all set to look cool. But, I didn’t bring gloves, so I used a paper napkin touch it. The napkin stuck. I pulled half of it off. I used another napkin, that stuck as well. At no point did it occur to me to wait a second or two between taking the napkin out of the warm, bag (full of steaming hot breakfast sandwiches and condensation) and sticking it on the freezing cold bare metal.
Not only did all the people on their way to work see me standing out there, like a jackass, with Caffe Baci napkins stuck to my tripod, fidgeting like crack head to keep warm, with my camera pointed at nothing, NOT ONLY THAT, but a real photographer (with gloves!) politely asked me to get out of the way of his shot after scowling at me for a good 5 minutes. I’m sure part of that time was spent looking for toilet paper on my shoes.
And, on top of all of that, none of my shots turned out.staplermofo
Participant@#$%!
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Participantnone of these compare to 2girls1cup.
Soft on Demand has a behind the scenes DVD where they go into how they prepare stunt poop for scatophagy. Informative and hilarious.
The only internet thing that’s grossed me out to the point where I lost weight and almost a job from trauma was this really bad video of 4 papercli…
*blargh*
Oh god, I can’t. It’s just too gross.staplermofo
ParticipantI’m crazy about my 8mm. Superwide in the house!
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ParticipantSome are even crooked.
The Library of Congress lives up to its namesake again.
(I’m still in favor of allowing it)staplermofo
ParticipantDude, use a coaster for that.
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ParticipantAfter reading that, the only thing I understand is that I’m lucky that prints from Adorama are good enough for me.
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ParticipantI’ve never seen farkography this evenly split.
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ParticipantThat picture is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
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ParticipantSometimes you can use 2 AA batteries instead of 1 2cr5.
January 7, 2008 at 5:40 pm in reply to: Can’t afford a DSLR, running on a Olympus sp-550UZ, It sucks #14715staplermofo
ParticipantSometimes I regret having posted something.
I keep forgetting I’ve told my Mom and aunts about farktography.
One of these they’re going to figure out how to spell it. They told me I was adopted because they thought that would be less traumatic than admitting they did the most horrible, sinful thing the world has ever known.January 7, 2008 at 4:31 pm in reply to: Can’t afford a DSLR, running on a Olympus sp-550UZ, It sucks #14713staplermofo
ParticipantIts even got the nudity thing that has fixated ‘mofo.
I have no idea what you’re talking about!
January 7, 2008 at 6:56 am in reply to: Can’t afford a DSLR, running on a Olympus sp-550UZ, It sucks #14708staplermofo
ParticipantOnce I upgrade to DSLR I should be set…I’ll be used to forcing this thing to work.
I say the same thing, but with a 5D and a host of L lenses instead of DSLR.
There’s always going to be a better camera out there.
Did you know they make 33mp digital backs now? With better color depth than even the best 35mm DSLRs? IT NEVER ENDS!You’ve got a camera, you can take pictures. Focus on that.
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