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I, for one, didn’t know that there was a FAP smiley… oh, wait, I see what you did there.

It’s true, I’ve been seeing other bbses. And not just phpbb either, but invision and yabb too. I still love you, but you can’t meet all of my needs. I hope you understand.

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Yes
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lady_elsinore/sets/72157594319276650/

/it’s my staplers

I love the leg jutting out to the side of the bug on top. Makes him look like he’s really into it…haha

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This calls for a TFD. There are at least two people on there that specialize in this.

If you sue Amazon and get millions of dollars, remember me.

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Do sundials count?

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Seriously, who calls a weed salvation?? That’s just sounds silly 😛

/Goes back to being a freak 😛

They don’t have pot heads in Australia?

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I’ve been thinking about getting a Peleng 8mm for a while now…

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Hey, I didn’t write it, or even think it was funny. Somehow it just became on of TF’s Chicago contingent’s cliches.
I think it should be Picard too, and British, and I think Warp 12 was impossible in TNG, and… Oh god… I…

*runs away*

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Where’s your civic pride there, stapler dude?

I meant the Chicago TF contingent that goes around shouting LOL_______ and:
as you wish sir…

“Engage!” Piccard shouted in his surpriseing Brittsh accent,
making Data take the ship to Warp 12. Cue appeared in a
puff of smoke and flashed his cock at Piccard. Instantly,
the uptite captain got hard and tried to denie it but Cue put
a dog collar on him and then it was okay. Ricker took the
helm and Cue waved his wand and then they were in Hawaai
and Piccard was dressed in a grass skurt with cocoanutte
haves over his breasts. ***//***Fuck me, Cue!***//** he tought,
and Cue set fire to the skurt to get rid of it, and then bent
Piccard over and fucked him really hard wit his universe-sized
dick and Piccard came so hard his body exploded into a
million peaces right their on the beach and Cue cried.

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My only hope is that Chicago’s constant attention whoring will help more than it hurts.

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Minnesota here. Chicago’s doable I guess. How often do you have them?

Pretty often, 2-3 times per year and a mini fark party at the Taste of Chicago. Historically dead in winter, but since I missed this one I’m trying to change that.
We’re a lot nicer than we let on. I don’t think anyone who’s come to one left unhappy.

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And c’mon, where are the anecdotes?

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Yeah, that’s because Chicago sucks at starting retarded and pointless flamewars! 😉

That just might be the most sarcastic post in farktography history.

Notice that your threads got greenlit while mine immediately went in the shitter. Meh.

Hey hey now, they aren’t mine. Did you see any staplers? I didn’t go.

(e-mail me next time, I’ll mail you guys a stapler. Spiked staplers = nudity. It’s 7/7 so far.)

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Chicago had one too, if you’re in Iowa.
Chicago didn’t write SD sucks either.

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You win the heterosexual guy photographer award.

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Was that a fucking Ranma joke?!

Just a regular one. The fucking Ranma jokes involve Happosai and aren’t fit for threads with newborns.

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