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>a dude who welds 8 ft sasquatches might not be someone to mess with

crazy dudes who weld stuff and put it up in their yards are always happy to have someone to talk to, in my experience.

These are not mutually exclusive.
Just ask anyone in my crawlspace how chatty I am.

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Get your camera super drunk.

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Can we say we knew you when?

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I was expecting more barbie pics.

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HOLY CRAP!

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$40/year!?
Yowsers, not cool.

I guess I should be more appreciative of dreamhost. I was taking them for granted it seems.

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Man, those are some amazing shots.
The shot with the Red Sox bear is gorgeous.

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WinXP is still supported by Johnny.

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So are you gonna come get these Earth Wind & Fire records or do you want me to just leave them where you left them by the soaking tub?

And on that note, I apologize to everyone else in this thread.

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Yeah, well, when we were at the pachinko arcade, and you were all stumbling drunk on snake moonshine, wasn’t it me that held your hair whilst you puked out the yakatori? I told you not to go for the rare chicken, but you were all “no, that’s the way they do it over here, people been eating this stuff for hundreds of years”. Maybe so, but who’s the one with the worm infestation now, huh?

Look man, I’m not saying you’re a bad person. You’re a nice enough guy, but you’ve gotta loosen up about some things.
And don’t act like you didn’t benefit from it too. Yes, I vomited. But I’d like to point out my mom says by the 3rd or 4th time lots of other people were joining in, so it’s probably a custom. Yes, in retrospect I realize that smashing the bottle to eat the snake was culturally inappropriate and gastronomically inadvisable. I get caught up in the moment sometimes, and I may have thought I was in Mexico drinking tequila, what with the clanging, screaming and puddles of stuff that should ne’er be seen on the face of the earth. And didn’t we get to stay for free at that wacky theme hotel because of it? That’s the kind of cross cultural generosity you get from trying to reach out to the host country with understanding.

So yes, I have worms. Yes, I have a host of unsightly cuts, bruises, organ transplant (hopefully) scars, but I also have intermittent memories of, and a host of denied extradition requests describing the best times of my life.

I think the “ホチキスモフォ万歳” and “肝臓全滅”　tattoos are pretty sweet too.

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your mom and I were in the shower and she didn’t mention you at all.

Guys like you are why I didn’t follow her into the ソープランド industry.
If you’d just go in, let the woman dressed as Pikachu do her thing and keep in character, it’d be good fun for everybody. But no, guys like you come in and start talking about families and how (local sports team) is doing and it just makes things awkward. I mean, how are they supposed to know when to be Pikachu again? Do you think they can just improvise a song for the bubble dance? If you’re going to go to these places, spend the time to know these places. If you want a U１5　アイドル　喫茶店, go there. If you want a woman dressed a Pikachu showering you with soap, water, and high-pitched jibberish, act like it.

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Instead of looking at how many votes I got, I just call my Mom or Aunt and tell them to shower me with praise.

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I just used a flash…

AHHHH, HOLY @#%$ YOUR FINGER!!!!
I will never complain about my desk job again.

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Thanks .
Don’t worry, I’m not banninated. (not that I talk about banninations)

*hides from Elsinore, Drew, hpz, et al, puts on fake mustache*

My computer broke and my ps3 crashes when I try to post on Fark.

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Could someone post http://www.staplermofo.com/farktography/eyes1.jpg
and http://www.staplermofo.com/farktography/eyes2.jpg for me?

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