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Television has taught me that Eikaiwa employees go around surprising pop stars with English and shooting them with balloon revolvers.

I think you should jump at the chance to work at one.

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100MP?
Somebody’s getting an angry letter from flickr.

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I’m in Chicago right now, FWIW.

Psh, that’s nothing, I’ve been in Chicago for years.

Enjoy our ridiculous, newly privatized parking meters and large metal bean.

Chicago, the only city in the world where hobos regularly piss on a Picasso but a giant bean has 24 hour security.

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http://www.staplermofo.com/drew/

I really am the worst photographer on here.

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I’ll see if I can scrounge up something where he doesn’t have a stapler on his head, unless you’re into that.

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*sad panda*

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I know I say this about every time nature comes up, but don’t you get tempted to take a chainsaw to it? You know, carve a crude ice hohah or something, dump a bunch of glacier ice in your drink, generally run around chainsawing thing. Is that even legal?

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Oh man, you better hope HAL is just missing.
You don’t want to start hearing stuff like “Look schnee, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

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If Miller is still bearded we could form a beard gang.
And make fun of people with lesser beards, as seen in this crass cartoon.

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*Checks gas prices. Updates to-mug list.*

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I wanted to shoot like a three panel comic strip but it always looks like crap.
GOD DAMN IT!

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I was joking!
Please, no more cops.

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If soosh doesn’t enter I’m going to run over to Alaska (weather permitting) and nudge him until the cumulative damage from the nudges destroys his kidney and liver function and he pisses bile. I heard it was possible from a guy who knows a guy who met a guy from VH1 who worked on a special about Monty Python’s dark and troubled times in the late 70s.

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Are crack, red rock, and other man-made rocks okay if the rocks haven’t been split up yet?

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Psh, pansy.
It’s -14 Kelvin in Chicago.

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