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Is it bad if I’m recognizing alot of the personal domains on that list?

I beat MIT!

….I`ve gotta write a fight song.

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I can virtually guarantee someone is going to submit two pirate potatoes voting in favor of what to call the square root of negative one.

I wll fight to th death to keep open the possibility of that sort of thing happenig i the future.

Where else can people go for such things!? It loses something if it’s entirely welcome.
I say if someone doesn’t follow the rules closely enough we just deny them the cash and prizes if they win.

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I made a 1/2 ass pinhole lens today at work.

Results seem to be typical for everyone else.

That might be because those of us with crappy results kept them to ourselves.

I can’t even center my @#$%ing hole.

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I should just link to all of my fark party pictures.

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/ Mofo..the great horned stapler looks like it fought with the camera in the box and lost. 😯

They should screw back in easily enough.

*Waits for someone to say “Screwing a stapler is your solution for everything! It won’t help!*

(I just wanted to make the joke, the stapler should probably be given up on.)

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When do I get my first 17×22″ print of staplers having a snowball fight?

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I can’t believe I fell for that line about the disposable camera.
I’m overcome with regret.

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Bring your best camera equipment and meet me in the alley two blocks north of the main entrance.

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EVERYBODY RUN!
THE PHOTOS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE COW!

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So, uh… are we going to ask the uh, voting public to try to judge these from, uh… an appropriately reconsidered perspective?
(I’ve been waiting to use that one)

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I was going to post this: http://www.staplerforums.com/whyareyoulookinghere/noideawhatyouretalkingabout.jpg
But I decided against it.
*le sigh*

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I have a check list of cuss words for when I notice I don’t have a versatile, currently-usable camera on my person.
I also use it when trying to command the earth to rotate back a couple degrees for a minute while I get the shot. I just finished the Oriya section. One of these is bound to work.

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My attempts to shoot people at the fair went every bit as well as my choice of words suggests.

I’m going to try some stupid crap and hope for the best when I wake up.

I wish I thought of circus peanuts, even if I probably only would have gotten no entries, and maybe diabetes.

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It’s enough to make a guy stick to polaroid.

Like my photography hero.

(I just wanted to post that video. I’m a sucker for surly guys in bathrobes shouting at people.)

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That really sucks. I was told by a regular film user to only go to places like Wolf/Ritz near colleges with regularly full photography classes. I thought she was just being a crazy perfectionist at the time.

One time when I had film developed (at Osco, far from any college) they tore the film apart. Like, it literally broke.
Then they gave me prints of the broken film. They didn’t even mention it at the time.

http://www.staplermofo.com/blankamera/036_36.JPG
http://www.staplermofo.com/blankamera/037_37.JPG
http://www.staplermofo.com/blankamera/040_40.JPG

Which is kinda neat I guess. Certainly neat by comparison.

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