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I don’t feel too bad about not knowing the comma deli-meated thing though.

Especially since some people on here can’t even do 1st grade math.

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I’ll post ’em! Should I just grab them off here and host them on my own flickr page?

Edit: Nevermind, I’m an idiot, they’re already hosted, I just need to put in the img tags, I got it!

Edit 2: Ok, it’s up and working the way I thought it would. I’ll post them tonight. BTW, stapler, you should know that I broke out the Swingline for tonight’s contest in an ode to you and a few other farktographers. 😀

Thanks.

edit 2: thanks.

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Could someone post
http://www.staplermofo.com/farktography/1011.jpg
http://www.staplermofo.com/farktography/1012.jpg
for me tonight?

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*sulks in the corner*

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I agree people should be cut out entirely and replaced with staplers.

That’s what you guys were saying right?
It’s so hard to tell these days.

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One of the few benefits of looking like a child molester with a camera is not having to put up with that. Kids are more supervised than it seems, especially when you give them candy and try to take them somewhere. Sure, giving a kid some candy to cheer him up while you take him to security to find his parents seems reasonable… but man… it never works out.

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Not a day goes by that I don’t regret having “mofo” in my name.

*shakes fist at parents, Mr. and Mrs. Mofo*

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Alas, that would be NSFW–combination of sex toys and the bare butt on the guy on the lotion bottle. Photoshops with dildos and such in them regularly get pulled if they’re posted inline without NSFW warning.

Of course, now I’m wondering how it is you have such a collection of dildos 😉

But it should be fine if you link to it instead of posting it directly. Forcing the peanut gallery to click will be good training with the stitching contest coming up.

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nice shots, looks like it was fun.

and i’m guessing your memory cards came in time.

Loads of fun. There was moonshine (from a home still and everything), homemade caramel (it made sense at the time), but I guess the best way to describe it is to say this: today, no less than 3 people posted to the google group about having lost their shirt somewhere.

And yep, I got a memory card in time. The new one is so much faster I’m almost glad I had an excuse to buy it.

Dude, weren’t you the one worried during the last party that your indoor flash skills were too meager to do it justice? I may be remembering that incorrectly, but if that was you, your abilities have improved exponentially. Very nice work…

My skills still suck, I just got a huge Sunpak 544 and bounced it off the ceiling at full force every time. That let me use a 16mm fisheye at f/11 (ISO 100), which made focusing errors and lighting problems virtually impossible.
Of course, some people complained about the burning of a thousand suns and all that, but I knew how to take care of them:

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No one out dorks me!! 😛

That’s it, now it’s ON.

I mailed a stapler to Fujimoto Miki and got on the list of potential hobbies on last week’s Hello! Morning.

That’s how we dork it in the Chi ya’ll.
Now, if you wanna bring yo weak sauce dork all up ons, I’ll be waiting in the hobby thread.

(you know, because farktography and fark are for fun, and ridiculous trash talk, but mostly fun)

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Maybe we have put too much pressure on him to perform now? 🙁

swampa nailed it.

(put camera stuff on shelf, shelf broke, memory cards got crushed, stapler swore, stapler cried, stapler bought new memory cards, stapler will swear even more if they aren’t here in time for the chicago fark party.)

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Rats, I was hoping this would be taken to the Staplerdome. Two farktographers enter, one farktographer leaves.
*sighs, takes off his novelty foam hand*

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Pssssht! Lights, tripods… DSLR’s… interchangeable lenses… you guys are a bunch of sissies!

/This post is the product of tremendous jealousy and is meant to be taken in jest.
//God I wish I could afford some real gear…
///Isn’t there a Strobist group that deals with lights in great detail? I seem to remember someone saying something about that a while back… *slips back into drunken stupor*

Do day labor on the weekends and you’ll have an SLR in 2 months.
/dirt poor

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The first time I missed, I cried and held a gun in my mouth until the barrel rusted.
After a while, it just…. stops… you know, like the disconnect between who you are now and your childhood self, that longingless nostalgia and disembodied envy…
Everyone misses one, sometimes… just.. just don’t let it become you… destroy you… replace you… your muse
The misses, they…

*winces as his swallows the last of his apple juice, gets up and looks out the window, pretzel rod hanging from his lip like a cigar, squinting for dramatic effect*

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Aww have some mercy there ‘mofo…he’s got a wife and mini-schnees to support 😉

btw, I was kinda expecting to see some staplers in capes or something 😆

Just joking around.

I tried it, but it looked really bad. Staplers were not meant to wear capes or leotards.

/worst farktographer, evar

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