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That will cost you two small, virtually spherical objects

Sorry to break it to you, but while your last boyfriend may have promised you the stars in the sky, I’m afraid it’s not really a very practical standard to hold to the rest of us.

Yeah, why couldn’t you be like most people and just ask for photos in email instead? 😛

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If it really was photography, Captain Jim and idle_hands would be out back beating me with an extension cord while monkeybort and veruca were up front trying to distract you from my anguished screams.

Uhh so what would the the monthly payments and address required to … errr, see this action? 😛

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Note the tagline for the site does start with ‘It’s not photography’ 🙂

But it is photography *head asplodes*

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technical merit usually ranks third.

And thats the way it should be!* 😛

Back to the topic at hand, XenPix does the dSLR you have have a RAW format? If it does try some photos with that and that should tell you if it is the camera or the camera compression software causing the artifact.

* I’m joking, just being an SLR newb, I’m still a long way from being technically correct about things and really enjoy the fact that it isn’t all about technical merit 😀

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Elsinore – Your ability to scare the admins into giving us a reasonable green time can not be praised enough!

I’m starting to think they like your weekly farkback 😛

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The admins haven’t got around to giving it a green time yet.

And Diggin, I feel your pain! I got that error on the weekend too, thankfully I could change the scratch disks to another drive with some space.

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All this talk of can we or can’t we is making me moody! 😛

I don’t think it would matter whether you are shooting yourself or others. I know I couldn’t do self-portraits as it will just come down to me pulling faces at the camera so I would opt for annoying other people instead, but I’m sure there are others that can do it properly so I see no reason to stop them (at the end of the day it is still a photograph taken by that person).

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See that is just the drugs talking, I’m willing to bet that there just happens to be pink elephants at this “circus” 😛

/me makes a note to never leave people hanging in here lest I become a drugged up short-order cook/carnie who has a new house and is pregnant when I return 😛

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I’m going for Bort being on the run after the police found her secret meth lab in the basement 😛

/I can already see a series in this – “the farkitive”

//Oh congrats to Zeke – thats some mighty fine monkey spanking there 😛

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Thanks for the replies, I will make sure it has NSFW it. (Yay, I get to play in MS Paint as I’m on my work PC :P)

Thankfully it isn’t actually mine, it is one of sclark5150’s efforts for this week. (mine are much more mundane!)

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Just a question – would this image be considered not safe for work?

Questionable image here

I don’t feel it is but I don’t want it getting pulled later because other people think it is (prudes :P).

Thanks.

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Ok, I’ll bite. What was the deal with the box? I just couldn’t figure out where the Sam Hill that one was coming from 😉

It a homage to the end of the movie se7en.

I like the word homage, it makes copying sound classy 😀

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Seriously though, so long as its remotely on theme, let em rip. Now, if you posted a picture of something totally off the wall like, oh I dont know, a picture of a cardboard box, THAT would be a different story. 😉

Hey, the box was on theme! Personally I think he should have taken the photo with my head in the box but apparently I don’t look enough like Gwyneth *sigh*

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Anyway, I promise to not be a doodiehead next time 🙂

Awww but I don’t want to be the only doodiehead here 😥

Funny interpretations of the topic tend to do well, just look at the v-day comp (just using that as an example, not saying there is anything wrong with it!)

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Maybe we have put too much pressure on him to perform now? 🙁

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