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We can donate?
I wanna donate!

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Hot damn we’re a talented group of people and animate objects.

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Also, staplermofo: Was your stapler shot done with zooming during the exposure? Nifty effect that. Also, your eyes shot is suitably creepy.

Yep, I finally got a zoom lens that zooms without changing the focus, and a fancy enough tripod to allow zooming without horrible camera shake.

Hey! That’s my face you’re talking about!

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I think I’m in simdan42‘s Chicago shot.
It’s kinda creepy to see the building you work in, with the lights on where your office is, during what is likely your scheduled work hours in a farktography contest.

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If money is no object, get a eleventy billion megapixel Leaf back and a Mamiya. Buy out Leica, Hasselblad, Canon, etc, and tell them to all work together, exclusively for your camera. Screw lighting, bribe the photons en masse to go where you tell them. You can bribe the physics police to look the other way.
When you’ve done that, then come to me. I have delicious, photogenic cake for you.

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Farktography threads are finally bigger than photoshop threads (at least by post count).
I have no solution (or problem, for that matter, I’ll wait overnight for a thread to load if need be), but I’m thrilled we have a problem like this.

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I used one of those on my camcorder, they aren’t all that silly. A wide adapter and +10 diopter too.
If you’re going to use it for video the massive drop in image quality is barely noticeable.

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Ack! I never noticed that before (which explains why my teenagers are always so mortified at how clueless I am about all things fashion and grooming. I personally have major bushy ‘Gandalf’ type eye-hair).

I used the ‘tweezers’ tool in photoshop to make a few slight modifications to the image.

If it was my daughter I’d be photoshopping more hair onto her face.

I’m not taking any chances that some internet Lothario is running off with my little angel! All of you better stay away from her until she’s at least conceived and born and turns 25!

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Just be careful of the graphic–Fark posting rules apply as well 😉

Do you have any idea how long it took me to stretch the rear loading compartment?
So much for goatstapler.

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I ended up buying an EOS XT, the kit lens, the 70-200mm lens, and the f/1.8 50mm lens.

Welcome to my to-mug list.

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I was not expecting to be the only reply.

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A D40X and 18-200mm?

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Hey miller, there is some delicious cake in that huge kite. You can trust me!

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Holy crap, congrats again soosh. That’s great (that you made the cover, not that stuff burned down).

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I think someone has a missing punny bone

No… my comment was tongue in cheek…. the puns were funny… bad…. but funny.. 😀

Shoulda gone with punished.
Making a normal comment just points out the complete lack of it elsewhere.

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