[zeke]

Naked Gun ftw o/

Going green at 12:01 😀

Yeah, they didn’t waste any time greening it tonight. Woo!

[zeke]

Frank: A good cop – needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: No way for a man to die.
Frank: No… you’re right, Ed. A parachute not opening… that’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine… having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go.
Wilma Nordberg: [cries] Oh… Frank. This is terrible.
Ed: Don’t you worry Wilma. Your husband is going to be alright. Don’t you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.
Frank: He’s right, Wilma. But I wouldn’t wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.
[Wilma cries again]
Ed: What I’m trying to say is that Wilma, as soon as Nordburg is better, he’s welcome back at Police Squad.
Frank: Unless he’s a drooling vegetable. But I think that’s only common sense…
[Wilma cries again]

[zeke]

Ok, I just had a mental image of some chick named Hope stabbing some other chick in the boob with a broken clock. That was awesome.

…or a Barbie named Hope stabbing a troll.

// got nothing for tonight, not even anything good for the link 🙁

[zeke]

most excellent!

[zeke]

If I didn’t like my pictures enough to vote for them, I wouldn’t submit them. Obviously. 😉

What she said.

[zeke]

OOO you should learn to develop your own.

Don’t give her ideas. When she goes on a sewing kick, there’s bolts of fabric and patterns and other sewing acoutrements all over the kitchen for months on end. She’ll be developing film in the kitchen sink and we wont get dishes clean for a week 😉

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well we have (at least) one new participant. Eeek just posted his farktography boobies.

and if you look at his fark profile there’s a story about that first picture but i don’t remember it.

Actually, FSM says both he and Morchella are returning participants.
http://www.schneeworld.com/fsm/portfolio/html/Eeek
http://www.schneeworld.com/fsm/portfolio/html/Morchella

[zeke]

Dude. That so sucks.

[zeke]

will post to Main on Thu, 10 May 2007 at 12:01 AM

[zeke]

Zion is gorgeous — we went through there on our way moving to California. Then again, the roads were narrow, and the horse trailer with most of our possessions was about 2 inches wider than the lane, so it was a real interesting drive through there 😉

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Zeke I can think of no cultural force with a stronger shaping force on my personality than Calvin & Hobbes. Bill Watterson’s is the guiding hand behind most of my humor as well as my love for the English language. Thanks for posting that. You made my night.

/You bastard, I was going to go out with friends tonight but now I might have to curl up with my “Complete Collection”….

You’re welcome, *grin* There was a link on TF a few nights ago to some guy in Chile who has what looks like _EVERY_ C&H EVAR, by print date. I killed most of the weekend reading the old strips (when I should have been coding!), and trying not to wake the kids laughing. Glad you enjoyed it 🙂

[zeke]

And now, a blast from the past:

[zeke]

So, if repeats are allowed this week, does this mean that we can also post new pictures this week AND use them in subsequent contests? Or is that stretching it?

Repeats from previous contests are allowed.

I would think that would be a negative, ghostrider.

[zeke]

boobies don’t always do well – for my ‘behind the scenes’ shot of a nipple piercing a metric shit-ton of people clicked through to see it, but it didn’t end up placing very high.

Just because….well….just because: can you define a metric shit-ton? Is that 2.2 english shit-tons?

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will post to Main on Thu, 03 May 2007 at 12:01 AM

Elsinore check me on this, but one of the tweaks the fark admins put in is when a Farktography thread is greenlit, it’s automatically greenlit for 12:01am Eastern Time.

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