[zeke]

… and farkback sent to envotenate the thread 😉

[zeke]

Harry: Obviously, you haven’t had great sex yet…
Sally: It just so happens that I have had plenty of good sex… (Sally’s infuriated response is so loud that other customers stop eating to notice her response.)
Harry: With whom did you have this great sex?
Sally: (embarrassed) I’m not going to tell you that!
Harry: Fine. Don’t tell me.
Sally: Shel Gordon.
Harry: Shel. Sheldon? No, no. You did not have great sex with Sheldon.
Sally: I did too.
Harry: No, you didn’t. A Sheldon can do your income taxes. If you need a root canal, Sheldon’s your man, but humpin’ and pumpin’ is not Sheldon’s strong suit. It’s the name. ‘Do it to me, Sheldon.’ ‘You’re an animal, Sheldon.’ ‘Ride me, big Sheldon.’ It doesn’t work.
Waitress: What can I get you?
Harry: I’ll have the Number Three.
Sally: I’d like the chef salad, please, with the oil and vinegar on the side. And the apple pie a la mode….But I’d like the pie heated, and I don’t want the ice cream on top. I want it on the side. And I’d like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it. If not, then no ice cream, just whipped cream, but only if it’s real. If it’s out of a can, then nothing.
Waitress: Not even the pie?
Sally: No, just the pie. But then not heated.

[zeke]

how, exactly, does one provoke fruit into open confrontation or conflict?

Have no fashion sense…

On second thought, that would probably just annoy…

Insult Barbara Streisand. Then run before he can scratch your eyes out.

[zeke]

Uh, the Self Portraiture theme isn’t next week, it’s in 2 weeks. Next week is Apples vs Oranges 😉

Apples and oranges have skins, don’t they? Show some!

[zeke]

Richard Vernon: What was that ruckus?!
Andrew Clark: Uh, what ruckus?
Richard Vernon: I was just in my office and I distinctly heard a ruckus!
Brian Johnson: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?

[zeke]

…and we’re greenlit for 12:01am.

[zeke]

I also have cable hooked up through my TiVo but I don’t have HD cable so I figured it’s mainly a computer monitor so why pay the extra for the HD right now.

Actually… if you’re paying for basic cable, you could quite possibly have the local HD channels for free too. Our cable provider has the local channels, 4 KET channels (theres like 6 OTA HD KET channels, only 1 on basic cable), scifi, bravo, the digital music service, and maybe one or two other channels unencrypted. If you get you an HD tuner for your PC that can do QAM and/or a set top HD receiver that can handle cable, you might be surprised at what you do get in digital/HD bundled with basic service 🙂

[zeke]

Well that’s how it works when you just gotta have that 27″ HDTV in your bedroom and you already have a 17″ monitor. I work to pay the bills I work extra to buy toys. But I did get the 27″ on open box special at best buy.

So wait. You’ve got a 27″ HDTV as a monitor on your rig? That’s awesome. I’m jealous. No, wait, I take it back, that’s not it. I’m aroused. And Father’s Day is coming. Oh, Elsinore….

[zeke]

I was up until 2 this morning writing down ideas. This is going to be fun!

[zeke]

What’s even more interesting about that is that the original description of the theme included the word “lonliness” 😉

You mean it changed, and I never noticed?

I blame sunspots.

Was the excuse this week sunspots? Daggum it, I’ve been telling people it was solar flares.

[zeke]

Oh well, life hasn’t been worth living since my husband got his brutish mitts on my lil’ pink Bostitch.

Uhhh… did anyone else totally misread that the first time through? Am I the only one?

No, you weren’t. All that I picked up was ‘my little pink’ and the ‘WTF’ alarms started going off…

[zeke]

I won’t lose too much sleep over it, and I’ll admit to being a stats whore thanx to the FSM. Like Analogy, if I’ve got nothing that strikes me as “interesting”, I won’t bother. Part of it is I don’t want to wipe out my standings, but on the other hand, if there’s no creativity with the theme, I wouldn’t really be adding much to the event, so why bother. On the flip side, if I’ve got a really good shot that seems like it’s going to do well… I will lose sleep 😉

Usually if I’ve got a shot that I think is really good but gets absolutely nothing, I’ll try to sort out whether it just wasnt an interesting shot, didnt resonate with the community, or just what the deal is. Sometimes you’ve just gotta chalk it up to a Fark thang, though…

[zeke]

Woo, greenlit already! will post to Main on Thu, 24 May 2007 at 12:01 AM

[zeke]

Sloane: What are we going to do?
Ferris: The question isn’t “what are we going to do,” the question is “what aren’t we going to do?”
Cameron: Please don’t say were not going to take the car home. Please don’t say were not going to take the car home. Please don’t say were not going to take the car home.
Ferris: [to the camera] If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
[beat]
Ferris: Neither would I.

[zeke]

Yes and no. An admin still needs to greenlight the thread, otherwise it’d be too easy for a random someone to post a ‘farktography’ thread and get it greenlit. The ‘automatic’ part is that once greenlit, the time is pinned to 12:01am eastern.

[Author]

Posts