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…I’ve just been given a 24 hour timeout on fark…

Wouldn’t you rather just get a rap on the knuckles and say, “Ah ssshhhhit!” and then just keep on posting?

Seriously, I agree with Elsinore. Post it here. I’d probably give it a thumbs up.

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Also, to the general populace, should we have a note explaining that photos posted in this thread will be considered fair game for captionshopping/photoshopping?

Are you referring to ownership of the photo, copyrights and such? If so, I agree. If you post a cat pic in this thread you should know that it has the caption thing attached to it. If there are any good ones, and there will be, they will fly around the internets.

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56 entries in 8.5 minutes. This is going to be huge.

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Got it. Thanks for answering.

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Actually, my question pertains to this particular theme. I hope I’m not busted or anything, but I used that correction on my vine covered silo already. ( http://photos.imageevent.com/ulle17/fark/Silo_8925.jpg )

For this theme, the pic should look ‘shopped but not be ‘shopped. I just don’t want to cause a snafu.

/again. 🙂

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Hey, if I took a photo for this contest with a 10 mm lens, can I use the Filter -> Distort -> Lens correction tool?

If not, that’s OK. It is just a snooch nicer after using it.

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Oh yeah. Those are pinecones. I don’t want bagworms.

…not even on one of my trees.

[U-Man]

Another W for U-Man’s column. Congrats 🙂

Thanks. I considered leaving that photo out and posting an artsy one. Glad I kept it in. Folks seemed to like it and I’m happy about that.

I really wanted to photoshop something with boobies and KFC buckets in response to your last comment but just ran out of time. Too much work and too little sleep this week. 🙁

I got nothing but one idea for the blue theme this week.

/..too many hands on my time…

[U-Man]

I apologize if I have offended you for questioning this image…That was not my intention.

I considered just letting this lie and not responding. As that could be construed as an admission of guilt; here I am.

Sadly, I am somewhat offended. I follow all Farktography rules with my photos. While I frequently play with levels, contrast, brightness, unsharp mask, etc., I apply these to the entire picture. There is no “selective application of any digital filters” to my flying KFC bucket. Hell, why would I try to cheat with that pic. The quality of the photo is minor compared to the concept.

In your defense, I agree that Farktographers should be honorable. This is a tricky business – we do have some Aussies in our midst (country picked randomly for comedic relief and is not based on fact or any preconceived notion I have :)). In the future, I would suggest reigning in the accusatory tone a bit.

Enough. This is supposed to be fun and enriching.

/pistols at dawn. 😉

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Futhermucker, No harm. No foul. We’re cool.

/shadows frequently make things look darker, too.

[U-Man]

As I said before, I spent a bit of time last week annoying a merganser. I got several nice shots and was torn up tonight on which ones to use. Here are some that I really wanted to show. They’ll just have to wait until they fit in somewhere else.

http://photos.imageevent.com/ulle17/fark/Flight_4349a.jpg

http://photos.imageevent.com/ulle17/fark/Flight_4940a.jpg

http://photos.imageevent.com/ulle17/fark/Flight_4960a.jpg

http://photos.imageevent.com/ulle17/fark/Flight_4783.jpg

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This being fark, I’d lean towards funny.

Thanks for the advice. 🙂

u-man, goddamn, I love the way you think.

Thanks. I initially bought a chicken (dead, plucked, in a wrapper from the store) and was going to throw that up in the air but it just didn’t happen. I had this KFC idea on Tuesday. I think that my neighbors might consider me a bit odd. I was throwing that bucket up in the air in my front yard and shooting it at 6.5 fps.

Hey, there are 5 eagles in that smack down photo, right? Great shot. One of the best tonight.

U-man, your unlucky fried kitten bucket just did me in. great stuff!

Ha! I’ve never heard the UFK one. I like it.

[U-Man]

The funny one does not have any kids in it. 🙂

[U-Man]

I have 4 or 5 artsy-fartsy type choices and one theme-twist funny one. Should #3 be artsy or funny?

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Yeah, kites are OK. They’re sort of the opposite of suspended.

/Go fly a kite.
//Doesn’t have any kite pics.

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