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Lots of sexual innuendo with this farktography group. Who’d have thought?

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See, that’s my biggest worry about flying… I’m afraid I would wax smart-ass with one of the badged drop-outs and wind up in a cell somewhere.

This is my worry as well. I can generally keep my yap shut having flown for work enough. My husband, the infrequent and anxious flier, is another story. That’s what they make valium and xanax for, right?

My old co-worker would take 2 pot cookies right before going through security, that way it’d kick in *juuuust* as he was about to go through the screening and not really hit him til he was through. Seemed to calm him down, though I’m sure others would just get super paranoid and end up in Guantanamo.

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Last time I flew out of LAX, I requested a pat-down instead of the backscatter. They ignored my request. Apparently, they do that now.

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That just means that when the whole shithouse goes up in flames, what’s mine stays mine, and what’s yours becomes mine.

…until the ammo runs out, then it becomes mine 😉

Ammo running out? Pfft. Obviously YOU haven’t planned for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

/Garage full of .30-06, .45, .22’s, and assorted guns.
//Okay, not my garage, an old co-worker’s.
///Crashing at his place when the outbreak starts.

Also – looking at the vote right now, is there a more fitting term for this than just “landslide”? 90+% in favour of change seems like it deserves oh-so-much more than that.

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Ditto good luck, lok – really crappy situation.

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The “set” will be my portable umbrella system and a blank wall (once I tear down some posters) in one of the lecture theatres, but I’ll still post a photo anyways 😉

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I’m voting communist. We total the votes of a given theme, then divvy them up to person by number of submissions they had. This way, nobody gets hurt, and it doesn’t matter how hard or how little you work at your photos. Whaddayasay? 😉

/Voted to bring back the 1-vote.

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I’m sad – I think I’ll have to sit this one out. My books half left me with little, and my free time with nothing else. Already prepp’d for the Lego and Holga ones, though.

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Um…well, you see, it has to do with this space-time distortion that occurred recently, and then there was a magnetic shift and…uh… HEY, LOOK OVER THERE!

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Taking the, “What’s Fobuserdeemus?” alone is like begging for a blatantly confusing picture.

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In Dallas you will find an In n Out. You shall go there, order a double-double animal style, fries well done, and a Neapolitan shake (not on the menu, but do it). You will then put these items on dry ice, and mail them to me in the UK next-day delivery.

Thank you.

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Dating a girl who loves her iphone, I’m actually telling her about this one. She refuses to get a DSLR, so I’ll just have to make do with what she’s willing to carry -_-

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Shiat, Ektacrhome is gone? I just started shooting film seriously. Guess I’d better stock up if I want to try it out ever. I hope Fuji keeps on going with Velvia, it’s amazing.

You and me, both. I just started getting more into film and was considering getting a film SLR. Shame for this to slide away.

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First attempt:
“Acetyl-CoA has now been formed, but the lipoamide group of E2 must be regenerated.” WTF.

Second attempt:
“And here I thought we were just talking about cocks and c*nts.” – wow, NSFW much? Thanks, George R.R. Martin.

Third attempt:
“This anion is protonated by the ammonia solvent to give an alkenyl radical that is further reduced by accepting another electron to give an alkenyl anion.”

Fourth attempt:
“In the center of the room, the dwarf stood with his servants, and four strangers in the black of the Night’s Watch.” Okay, finally something shootable – now I just need to find the local dwarf and get him to pose with some servants and strangers.

Soooo…Yoyo, I’m figuring we can do it more than three and pick the best result. I have a feeling my first 20 or so choices might end up with 3 good photos =P

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I’m surprised there’s so much surprise over the swirls, actually. I thought it was an amazing shot for the lighting but didn’t even pay heed to the swirls – in SD and Los Angeles, it seemed every parking garage had those things. ::shrug::

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